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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As long as you live under my roof, I keep the foreskin.

    By FrancisRizzo3,
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  2. As long they're gonna reboot every TV show from my childhood anyways, they should bring back SNL and The Simpsons.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  3. As luck would have it, the cockpit is on fire! We’re going down! Just kidding, non-alcoholic drinks are now free, and mixed drinks are 2 dollars each. Enjoy your flight!

    By BrianMurrayNotBillMurray,
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  4. As Margaret Cho's agent used to say, "There's no business like Cho business"

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  5. As most of you know, today is the anniversary of what is possibly the worst tragedy to ever befall our nation. Rest in peace, John Ritter

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. As much as I appreciate expressions like “shoot a hot load” or “spray hot piss,” I think it’s time we acknowledge their redundancy. I mean, unless you’re undead, the shit coming out of your body is typically hot, no?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. As much as I hate to say this, here it goes...this.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  8. As my dad's friend used to say "If a frog had pockets, he could carry a gun."

    By Rude_Dude69,
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  9. As my father always said, "you don't order guac for your sister!"

    By guacman42069,
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  10. As my Grandma always used to say - You'd forget your head if you weren't so inclined to remember your propensity for performing oral sex

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. As my grandpa said on his deathbed, "Get me off of this deathbed!"

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. As my hero Australian Powers used to say "That horny dingo ate my child, baby"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. As my Nudist Uncle once told me, sometimes you just gotta grin and bare it.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  14. As my papi Toots always screamed, "When you're m'right, you're m'right. M'right?"

    By LittleBabyNick,   
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  15. As my Scottish granny used to say "If you cannae faerhoogle it, gi'e it the wheecht!"

    By lotsofwordsandnospaces,
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  16. As my wealth increases it multiples by two

    By SuperAlbino,
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  17. As nipple sensitivity increases, productivity decreases

    By wallyf,
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  18. As nipple sensitivity increases, productivity decreases

    By wallyf,
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  19. As of today, the letter "V" is cancelled. The reasons for this should be obious to eerybody.

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. As our way of being more seasonal, there will now be a wave of Summery executions.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. As Papa John Misty once said, "Better acoustics, better pizza"

    By Football Meatlong,
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  22. As professor Harold Saxton Burr once said, love is a bad L-field

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. As proud as candlewax and as viscous as a drenched militia hopping loftily eastward in the autumn

    By BLOOOR,
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  24. As R. Kelly said during jellyfish season, don't worry, you'll be fine

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. As red as my hemorrhoid flare up, is how I tell the waiter how I like my steak cooked. If you have to inquire further, maybe waiting isn't your game

    By Justa Punn,
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