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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In an effort to help my daughter cope with the struggles of puberty, I decided to re-watch The English Patient, Apocalypse Now, Queen Victoria, Pride and Prejudice, and a whole bunch of other period pieces.

    By Olive_Duster,
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  2. You can pick your friends, you can pick your hoes, but you can't pick your friend's hoes

    By Stick Em Up Joe,
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  3. Tinkle, tinkle, in a bar, let me out of this cop car.

    By FartMaster420,
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  4. In a recent Gallup poll, 82% of podcast listeners reported that a new catchphrase is not needed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Oh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that the Reimann hypothesis can be proved by subsuming the Drichlet L-function as a discriminant of the corresponding quantum eigenvalue is so delightful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. This podcast is sponsored by the American Family Association for Podcast Decency and by the Assbert and Jizzifer Fuckington Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. I can’t remember if this is something I came up with, or if I found it online while I was high. Anyway, sorry if I took your username.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  8. I wish I worked as hard on my work as I do on my hard on.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  9. Some of these submissions are gold, some are trash, let’s hope you find one at least as good as the last episode of M.A.S.H. which set ratings records and affected New York City plumbing.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  10. You are the Bea's knees.. And by Bea I mean Aunt Bea and her arthritic knees.

    By Areola Jones,
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  11. TMI on TMNT OMG WWJD?

    By Areola Jones,
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  12. In public I wear a mask, but in private I werewolf hands

    By Areola Jones,
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  13. Great Googily Moogily that thang is juicy, please put a coaster under it if you’re going to place it any hardwood surfaces. Speaking of the juiciness is making my wood hard.

    By PeePeeMartinez,
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  14. Someone needs to tell Ben Schwartz that space forts cause face warts unless he snorts quartz with his favorite escorts

    By ScottsPoopyDrawers,
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  15. If at first you don't suck seeds, get a bigger straw or some tinier seeds

    By Big Counting Crows Fan,
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  16. My girlfriend said she loved her new promise ring, and I reminded her not to make jokes during butt-play.

    By FartMaster420,
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  17. I’m no grump, just a happy one-pump chump.

    By Sludge Thundernuts,
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  18. A tisket. A tasket. I'll be erect in my casket.

    By Penguin_Confit,
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  19. Now for that succotash, would you like suffering, or regular?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. This farting Marian’s starting to dart farcically about the dastardly karst. Chart his parting heart, dear Marty.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. America's real-life 'Citizen Kane,' William Randolph Hearst, called his dick Rosebud.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  22. Cocoa butter for my fraud ass. Comedy Bang Bang for my real laughs.

    By Lisacyo,
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  23. Please don't wipe poop on my back, no matter what my shirt says!

    By moonweasel,
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  24. Jesus loves me, this I know. Or he wouldn't have made me give him that handjo.

    By honkyray,
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  25. If you’re happy and you don’t know it, our Emotion Awareness seminar may be for you.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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