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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As the saying goes, “Early to bed, catch the worm, gather no moss and don’t be a bitch.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. New Nonno. Becoming a grandfather in italy for the first time. New Nonno

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  3. This Happy Meal comes with a happy ending, and by that I mean you can have your hot wheels car when you finish your nuggets.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  4. I've got ice in my veins, ice on my fingers, crocs on my feet, and a Rubenesque dinger.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  5. Who needs viagra when you've got a picture of Gene Wilder?

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Balls, balls, the testicle fruit. The more you beat, the more you shoot

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. Congratulations, you passed the testicle

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. Suck blood, eat cereal. Rinse and repeat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Hi I’m Scott Chocula, grandson of the great Count Chocula, but don’t ask me about that cereal fortune because I haven’t seen one red cent.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Can you taste what the Rock is basting?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. My name is Scott, and I’m in luck If one of you fucks can make me a cuck

    By Low Maintenance Meat,
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  12. Not sure why you’d describe me as "high-breasted" unless it has something to do with the tits growing out either side of my Adam's apple.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. One time I went on a canoe date with this chick who couldn’t talk and there was a crab there who really wanted us to fuck.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. I'm in the gym all day, everyday.  I live in the vents and I stare at people, if only I could be part of their world.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. Picture this but constantly for two weeks.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Things are worse than they've ever been, but not as bad as they used to be.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I'm the Charlotte of my group. Which "Charlotte's Web" character are you?

    By MarkDowling,
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  18. Going to Japan to investigate the disappearance of a US space capsule. #YOLT

    By Turtleshark,
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  19. "BJ and the Bear" would be a whole different show nowadays

    By Turtleshark,
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  20. Pour me up a bowl of that sweet, sweet bean-juice

    By ImAChuckster,
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  21. Milk will not be contained. Milk breaks free. Milk, uh... finds a way

    By ImAChuckster,
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  22. Milk in motion stays in motion

    By ImAChuckster,
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  23. You can't spell "pussy willow" without "Ow! Willy's pus."

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  24. W.H.A.T.S U.P. H.O.T.D.O.G. (Look Inside)

    By Pinnochio Grigio,
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  25. A Bird in the Hand is Worth Two in the Stink

    By cleareyesfulldiapers,
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