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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Quit hotdoggin’; these buns are tired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  2. “Credit or debit?” he whispered mischievously in my ear, but the joke was on him, for I had no buttcrack.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 193 views

  3. Bros before hoes, never been sicker. Hoes before bros, you're in the clear.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 183 views

  4. Bronouns before honouns.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 175 views

  5. And the Lord spake, "Let they that is without sin cast the next Ghostbusters" and it was good.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 163 views

  6. If nice guys finish last then I’m moving at a squares pace. Welcome to Squarespace I’m Comedy ding dong

    By KraytDragonBorn,
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    • 271 views

  7. Finally! The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars is here! But isn’t there a better one?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 157 views

  8. If you give a man a fish, he eats an uncooked fish. If you teach a man to microwave a fish, he eats an unevenly-cooked fish.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 169 views

  9. At first if you don't succeed at weight lifting. Try a gain

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 202 views

  10. You just messed with the wrong guy, buddy! You should have messed with me, instead. I’m a total coward.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 165 views

  11. You can keep your old-fashioned stumps. Check out my sick new GLAMputation!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 175 views

  12. Been dropping similes like Benjamins, and by "Benjamins" I mean my nephew who I'm not allowed to see anymore.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 176 views

  13. I pretty much do everything half-assed since I sat on that running table saw.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 154 views

  14. Work for Smarties™, not Hardee's™.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 170 views

  15. Welcome to this Earwolf Telethon for Mexican Hogwarts

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 260 views

  16. You may have failed, but at least your heart was in the right place...slightly left of the center of your chest.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 220 views

  17. Im sweating through these shorts, oh wait thats just piss

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 210 views

  18. Call me a turtle but dont eat my manhole

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 184 views

  19. When I had shoulder surgery the pain was more than I could take. My doctor says it’s because I’m what they call “a pussy.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 168 views

  20. Work Get Smarter, not Die Harder

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 176 views

  21. Guys, this podcast is just the Joe Franklin Show on steroids

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 183 views

  22. This song is so ritardando

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 183 views

  23. You want to work smart. You do NOT, under ANY circumstances, want to work hard.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. When I'm at a Coney Island fish stand I get the classic: fried onions, sweet relish, spicy mustard, and four used condoms betwixt a day-old kaiser bun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 167 views

  25. If cats and dogs could vote, our political debates would place a much bolder emphasis on the topic of squirrels

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 178 views
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