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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If there was ever a butthole that couldn't be fingered to orgasm I've certainly never encountered it

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  2. Why isn't there an app that can take a shit for me? I'm tired of diapers. Is there no other way?

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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    • 206 views

  3. If you're reading this you have a smelly butt and like to eat your own poop

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  4. You can't spell "panda peen rap" without a pen and paper

    By Turtleshark,
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  5. Tight as a feather, sing like a bee

    By 16andRepugnant,
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  6. Here's my impression of Joey Lawrence and Keanu Reeves: They both seem like decent, hardworking guys to me

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. When you scope the chair, you don't need the 411, you need the 1-4-1-4. One for me, and one for my homies.

    By frasierfonzie,
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  8. Make peace with a fish and she’ll grant you a wish

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Liar liar, pants on fiyah. Ate extra spicy jambalaya.

    By SegaShines,
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  10. Life is an MC Escher highway and I have no intention of riding it all night long

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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  11. Quit hotdoggin’; these buns are tired.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. “Credit or debit?” he whispered mischievously in my ear, but the joke was on him, for I had no buttcrack.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Bros before hoes, never been sicker. Hoes before bros, you're in the clear.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Bronouns before honouns.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. And the Lord spake, "Let they that is without sin cast the next Ghostbusters" and it was good.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. If nice guys finish last then I’m moving at a squares pace. Welcome to Squarespace I’m Comedy ding dong

    By KraytDragonBorn,
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  17. Finally! The Ultimate Guide to Star Wars is here! But isn’t there a better one?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. If you give a man a fish, he eats an uncooked fish. If you teach a man to microwave a fish, he eats an unevenly-cooked fish.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. At first if you don't succeed at weight lifting. Try a gain

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  20. You just messed with the wrong guy, buddy! You should have messed with me, instead. I’m a total coward.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. You can keep your old-fashioned stumps. Check out my sick new GLAMputation!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Been dropping similes like Benjamins, and by "Benjamins" I mean my nephew who I'm not allowed to see anymore.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. I pretty much do everything half-assed since I sat on that running table saw.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Work for Smarties™, not Hardee's™.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. Welcome to this Earwolf Telethon for Mexican Hogwarts

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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