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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hell hath no swaddle like a Baby Björn.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 240 views

  2. I changed my Name on Earwolf and all I got was this Low T-cell Count.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. Caldera? How dare ya!?

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  4. I left the painting with the old Catcher for The Reds... And well.. Bench better have My Monet.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  5. My E.D. and Low-T puts all my dates in therapy.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  6. I once met a man from Nantucket. His coffee breath left much to be desired.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  7. Tits and dicks ain't worth shit in a world of fuckin Assholes.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  8. It's not a fad, it's a crap-pants dad!

    By honkyray,
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  9. My name is Georgie And I Died From Being Eaten By Pennywise, Because Of COVID

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  10. Did the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie? You may be entitled to compensation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. I like my logs hot and my apples scrappled.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Eat my jorts, Karen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. You can’t spell “Grandmaster Flash” without “grandma”!

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  14. My loving daddy shaves my back, but only my granny can wipe my crack.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  15. Don't cry over spilled milk, there's plenty more bat nipples where that came from.

    By DoooDahMan,
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  16. After the show, stay tuned for a preview of the new podcast about stray cats: ‘How did this get spayed?’

    By SomeFX,
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  17. Three balls, two strikes...and that's the story of how my scrotum finally got a reasonable wage.

    By DoooDahMan,
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  18. So I say to the guy: “Rectum? Damn-near had perfect joke structure!”

    By SomeFX,
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  19. You can lead a horse to water, but there’s a lot of dumb fucking horses out there.

    By Big Richard,
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  20. “I don't mean to toot my own horn" said the proud and boastful sumo wrestler, "but whenever I get in and out of my car, I accidentally honk the horn with my stomach".

    By Big Richard,
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  21. Lick, honk, toot jar, thank you first responders!

    By honkyray,
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  22. Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is also frightful. I’m in Hell.

    By El Chico Malo,
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  23. Hang on, let me just pass this kidney stone

    By XFactor(Fiction),
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  24. It takes two to tango but a lifetime to watch the pain go

    By an adorable bunny,
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  25. Every time we touch I get this feeling and every time we kiss I swear I can fly. Whatever cologne you're using, it's way too strong.

    By an adorable bunny,
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