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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Im sweating through these shorts, oh wait thats just piss

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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    • 210 views

  2. Call me a turtle but dont eat my manhole

    By totallynotshaundiston,
    • 0 replies
    • 184 views

  3. When I had shoulder surgery the pain was more than I could take. My doctor says it’s because I’m what they call “a pussy.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  4. Work Get Smarter, not Die Harder

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 176 views

  5. Guys, this podcast is just the Joe Franklin Show on steroids

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 183 views

  6. This song is so ritardando

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. You want to work smart. You do NOT, under ANY circumstances, want to work hard.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 178 views

  8. When I'm at a Coney Island fish stand I get the classic: fried onions, sweet relish, spicy mustard, and four used condoms betwixt a day-old kaiser bun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 167 views

  9. If cats and dogs could vote, our political debates would place a much bolder emphasis on the topic of squirrels

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 178 views

  10. After their base at Dantooine was abandoned in favor of a new headquarters on Yavin-4, the rebel alliance briefly converged above the moon of Tig Notaro

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 184 views

  11. If you're such a big star wars fan, why won't you explore my outer rim territories

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 158 views

  12. Thanos was right

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 5 replies
    • 303 views

  13. Let's go on to a game called Scenes from a Hat. This is for Wayne, Colin, Ryan, and a small business owner.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 238 views

  14. Laughs ahoy! Shoot for the starboard!

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
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    • 167 views

  15. If you play this podcast backwards at half-speed, you can hear Satan interview a small business owner

    By ICantBelieveItsNotBetter,
    • 1 reply
    • 193 views

  16. Make me a Fleshlight that looks like Q-Bert’s snorkel or I take my business elsewhere.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  17. In Canadian courts, do they yell, “This whole court is ooot of order!”

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 152 views

  18. It’s raining butts. Hallelujah.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 167 views

  19. So then I said to the mirror, “I don’t have schizophrenia, that guys does!”

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 247 views

  20. Flop sweat on my Bobba Fett but you can Princess my Leia anytime

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 225 views

  21. I make being bad look so good

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 157 views

  22. Speaking French is a lot like being a decent human being, I don't know how to do it.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 152 views

  23. Mais oui, c'est baby tu?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 160 views

  24. No, no, no. It’s “Kentucky Fuckin’ Christ” and “Jesus Fried Chicken.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 164 views

  25. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me... and if you can't, I'll cut you open and find it myself.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 167 views
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