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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don’t care if you’re doing it for Tik Tok, give me back my vacuum and put your pants back on.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  2. I didn’t really get Slaughterhouse-Five, but then again I never read the first four.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  3. Catchphrase

    By Friend of P,
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  4. Catchphrase

    By Friend of P,
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  5. Catchphrase

    By Friend of P,
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  6. Make sure you wait 30 minutes after eating before you get a shower

    By Friend of P,
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  7. It doesn’t matter whether or not you’re positive moms dead you still need to call an ambulance dad!

    By Friend of P,
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  8. I mixed up my honey I shrunk the kids device with my toilet and now I’m spelunking with my breakfast

    By Friend of P,
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  9. Today on Comedy Bang Bang! Ethan Ethanson the whitest man in the world!

    By Friend of P,
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  10. There’s nothing worse than a soup that leaves you hungry, except maybe a hung jury, or worse a hung cell mate.

    By Friend of P,
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  11. if you push too hard when you’re trying to poop your claws might pop out. Good luck wiping then.

    By Friend of P,
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  12. Ambergris your palms and let's get up that whale's ass!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. If you can't stand the heat then don't shit in the deep fryer.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Greetings Halloweeners, solid weeners, and weeners with a sweetened ricotta filling.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. They did the Truck, they did the Monster Truck. The Monster Truck, it was a scrapyard shuck.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Que será, será? Mom, you don't speak Spanish. Just tell me I'm gonna be ugly. 

    By Monibolis,
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  17. Man, I’m teed! That merman janked that manatee’s myrrh, man.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Hella hefty butternut squash, bruh.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  19. If you can castrate a mule, you can castrate an elf. And let me tell you: hybrid donkey nuts are horseshit compared to Keebler caviar.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. There are three sides to every coin if you count the edge.

    By TheRubTugChugger,
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  21. Teach a man to be a woman, love for one night. Teach a man to be a wife, you best watch your friends.

    By Gott Lotsamen,
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  22. You can't teach an old dog a new trick; but you can stick a carrot in its ass and hit it with a stick.

    By Gott Lotsamen,
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  23. Two logs diverged in a yellow wood, and I chose the hot one

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. When hot log hits your eye like le tarte aux odures, that’s a-merde

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Two streams diverge from my yellow wood, cause I’m Big Bird and I just did your mom

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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