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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Whisper in my ear something cool, something dreamy, keep rubbing my pants and I'll give you something creamy

    By Low Carb Riot,
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  2. If I manage to catch a squirrel, considering the level of difficulty, should be fair game to dry hump it, right?

    By Swordshopper Random,
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  3. And the Devil makes pee ... But next time try not to cry when we insert the catheter, Mr. Satan.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. All that nast and some of that stank couldn’t get me to hanky-pank.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  5. Rudy, Tooty, Fresh, and Featured in That New Sacha Baron Cohen Film

    By MerkinTheWizard,   
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  6. Insult to injury? More like nah bro now your half hamster half asshole.

    By whelp_I_ruined_my_undies,
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  7. It’s alimentary, my dear Watson. That’s why it’s called “The Mystery of the Hot Log”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. My name is Gustavo McDuff, and I am the bodybuilder that killed your giant sad puppet by asphyxiating it with powdered tobacco. That’s right—I’m Gus McDuff the Buff Snuffleupagus Snuff-Snuffer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by a bespectacled owl eating candy

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Butts? Yes, please!

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  11. A bird in the hand is worth two dicks in a bush.. sounds like a medical problem

    By Friend of P,
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  12. Am I high? or all of these clocks in this clock store melting?

    By Friend of P,
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  13. I rolled a joint once.. it turned into a giant ball.. I made a snowbro

    By Friend of P,
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  14. Not the mama! not the mama! said Maury.

    By Friend of P,
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  15. I would never betray my Fannie Mae, but check out the back on Freddie Mac!

    By AaronOnTheSorkinSide,
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  16. They Say Johnny Appleseed Always Cut Holes In Them First

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  17. That's one small schlep for man, and you can get it yourself next time

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  18. Hit the ball over the wall and I'll softly state, "touch a mall".

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  19. We came, we saw, but not in that order

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  20. My mixtape is fire and so are your tits, lets listen in my car and tickle our bits

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  21. Beef. Beef! Beef?! Why is this room so full of beef?

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  22. Gimme your Yu-Gi-Oh cards and I'll let you wear my clothes. That's the deal bucko take it or leave it!

    By JusticeDaKraken,
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  23. Teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime, teach a man to fish around in your underwear and he might jack you off.

    By pukebreath,
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  24. I started dating my plumber after he slid into my BMs.

    By CiabattaStevens,
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  25. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind, a buck for a suck makes the whole world interested in legalizing prostitution

    By honkyray,
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