Jump to content
šŸ”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ɨ

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. As we look out upon the infinite sea, and the sun sinks slowly in the west, one can almost hear the wind whisper, "Bang Bang".

    By Leland_Rodriguez,   
    • 0 replies
    • 618 views

  2. As we move forward as a species we must identify, analyse and annihilate all threats to our existence.

    By yodellingwalrus,
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views

  3. As we near the most important presidential election in history, let us all take a moment to Wang Chung tonight.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 364 views

  4. As we say goodbye to Dads and Grads remember this: American Independence was won in a month called JEW LIE. If you think America is free think again.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 1 reply
    • 464 views

  5. As we say in Montana, if you can't beat them, body slam them!

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
    • 0 replies
    • 836 views

  6. As we say in the Human Resources Department, this time, it's personnel.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 322 views

  7. As we spin on this giant orb we call Earth let's ponder life's deepest questions. Like....

    By Blurry Bigfoot,
    • 0 replies
    • 769 views

  8. As we thrust gently to the hilt of July, let's have a moment of silence I swallowed a fly

    By DTFbatman,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views

  9. As Weird Al always says, you better put all your eggs in one basket, not spread them out in all the baskets you snowflake commie cuck

    By Selfie_Stick_Dick-Pic,
    • 0 replies
    • 210 views

  10. As Wichita Falls, so falls my Wichita balls. Mazel tov!

    By the constant pardner,
    • 0 replies
    • 270 views

  11. As world turns so turns the nega-world. Except I suppose the nega-world turns the other way. Hmm. Never mind-- they're actually pretty different.

    By ahhthenameistootsiebaby,
    • 0 replies
    • 346 views

  12. As Yoda once said, "Man, you Hey Nong"

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
    • 0 replies
    • 285 views

  13. as you all know the old saying, i don't.

    By voichicoski,
    • 0 replies
    • 324 views

  14. As you all know, your initiation into the Crips calls for you to find a gentleman with a low level sense of self-empowerment, catch that motherfu..

    By Kevinpalooza,
    • 0 replies
    • 787 views

  15. As you can tell by all the windmills and tulips, this catchphrase is Dutch as fuck.

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 398 views

  16. As you trudge through life, remember this: From the dawn of time through countless centuries, nothing great was ever really accomplished by anybody.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 535 views

  17. As your attorney, I'd advise you to pay close attention. As your host, I'd ask you follow me to your table. Now sit! Eat!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
    • 0 replies
    • 684 views

  18. As your dentist I must advise against permanent gold grille implants, but as your homeboy I must insist.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 289 views

  19. As your new sexy teen Scrooge, I promise to always be young, dumb, and full of humbug.

    By MySecretHemorrhoid,
    • 0 replies
    • 307 views

  20. As your physician I must advise against homemade butt enhancements, but as your lover I must insist.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 477 views

  21. As your psychiatrist I have to be honest with you, Iā€™m just a picture of your mother taped to a bucket of used condoms.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 327 views

  22. As your veterinary dentist, I insist that I look your gift horse in the mouth!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
    • 0 replies
    • 661 views

  23. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, get rid of it all with VACCU-SEX-OTRONICS, the all-nude, all-robot cleaning company!

    By MayorOfTurdtown,
    • 0 replies
    • 349 views

  24. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, I Love You Beth Cooper, starring Paul Rust

    By bopitlikebeckham,
    • 0 replies
    • 340 views

  25. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Sister 2 Sister, Grimes to Musk

    By Tubastank,
    • 0 replies
    • 262 views
×