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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get thee behind me, Santa Claus.

    By teleflux,
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    • 151 views

  2. Ninja butt turtle face, a teenager. HiyaCHOP!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 225 views

  3. Sir, please remove your carnie fingers from my hot dog water; I'm trying to sponge bathe my pits and crevices.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 217 views

  4. Remember remember the filth of november

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 210 views

  5. Imagine if Santa wasn't laughing but was just looking for gardening implements! CRAZY IDEA HUH?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 192 views

  6. I scream, you scream, we all scream for mercy. Please someone alert the authorities - we've been in this basement for years!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 196 views

  7. My other car has a sticker on it too.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 201 views

  8. You don't have to be mad to work here but a general state of low level irritation would be beneficial.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 204 views

  9. Welcome back Wyclef John. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 195 views

  10. Can I get a little more hey in my eggnong, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 241 views

  11. Ohh the weather outside is frightful but your contention that free will is an illusion because of the inevitability of death is so delightful.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 227 views

  12. In Soviet Russia, Ho Ho ho hos you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 231 views

  13. When they go left, I go right - it takes me forever to get anywhere

    By MonicleLewinsky,
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    • 179 views

  14. get it while you can, get it while it's hot, the human torch is burning down my house, make him stop

    By Skytalker,
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  15. Whosoever holds this cock and balls, if they be worthy, shall possess the power to make me cum.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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    • 186 views

  16. A girl in the hand is worth two girls with one cup.

    By AesopRockyBalBoaConstrictor,
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    • 201 views

  17. Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars, but you can brace yourself against the toilet tank if needed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 202 views

  18. Baby, take my hand. Ow! Oh shit oh shit! Please give it back, maybe they can sew it back on!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 217 views

  19. It's not easy for me to wear a mask. My breath smells like the Port-A-Potty after a raw oyster eating contest.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 217 views

  20. I don't know about you, but mashed potatoes make me wanna screw!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 188 views

  21. Why have washboard abs when you can watch my bored ass!

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 213 views

  22. The beauty of autumn is the leaves of read and gold, while they crunch under your feet, and Shop Automan warming your belly with chuckles. 

    By Jizzy Gillespie,
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    • 199 views

  23. This string cheese has been in my butt pocket alllll afternoon, ladies.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 322 views

  24. You can teach a man to fish but you can't teach a fish to man, that would be playing God and God doesn't play Go Fish.

    By you-aint-even-my-dad,
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    • 168 views

  25. Give a fish a man, you'll cod it for a day. Teach a fish to manage and you've given it coping skills for life. 

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 236 views
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