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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey, "The Avengers", maybe you should try being "The Preventers" next time. Way to drop the ball, superdicks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. I'm in a club with my friend Tiffany, we mainly just get together and eat breakfast at her place.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. so 'hitting a bum note' isn't a memo prompting the instigation of continuing violence against a man of no fixed abode? and those are my legs?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Hey! It's the guy who took all the eggs!

    By AndrewC,
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  5. Watchmen-watchers, that's who

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Blame the doody-stench on Dame Judy Dench: she just went for it, brother!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. And she were like a dusty merlot, in all of the most butterscotch ways

    By greazey_bob,
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  8. From the folks that brought you Dark Chocolate Mashed Potatoes, and the titular, Shpam

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. All's well that-

    By Bumpy,
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  10. The podcast you can listen to on a plane but can't talk about in the TSA checkpoint: It's Comedy Bang Bang

    By the_muteKi,
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  11. Hey "great" Britain, slow your roll son. No one likes a braggart.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Love will fill the holes in our hearts and lust will fill the hole in our butts. My guest today is Dan Larroquette.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Today we're going to paint a nice mountain scene with some happy little trees. Nah, you know what? Fuck those trees.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. I asked Xpac to sign my Xbox box with "To my most loyalest fan. Love, Xbox". What happened next will shock you!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. You can punch a moose all you want, but it won't make a cup of coffee

    By Master Cylinder,
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  16. "Well, bust a nut on a cowboy butt."

    By JoshFrazier,
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  17. Quick! Pretend you're sleeping!

    By bertjerred,
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  18. Hello and welcome to another episode of Comey Bang Bang, the D is silent.

    By Ball Droid,
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  19. Keep walkin, Trebek.

    By Razor Boy,
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  20. I'm a little teapot, short and stout, but I'd ask you not to comment on my physical traits and instead focus on the beauty within- this tea!

    By McDean,
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  21. Your sister gave me quite a blister. I wish you'd warned me before I kissed her!

    By AndrewC,
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  22. Just a chili dog trying to shine

    By kassiecardon,
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  23. CC D C F E, CC D C G F, CC C A F E D, BbBb A F G F—take THAT, Mildred and Patty Hill!

    By TuffyMcF,   
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  24. Oh my God... I think your car HATES your nipples.

    By bertjerred,
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  25. Peter Piper Pooped a Pickle.

    By bertjerred,
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