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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you see me in the morning, please don't talk to me.

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  2. Have you tried the chipped beef? It's okay.

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 195 views

  3. From Agememnon to Oedipus, it's all Greek to me

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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  4. Don’t kink shame the poultry. The choking chicken choking his chicken was just really into autoerotic asphyxiation.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby. Let's all go to the lobby.  Seriously, the theatre's on fire.

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  6. There's no place like home! Especially true when you live in a fourth dimensional tesseract, am i right?!

    By SirDancelot,
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  7. Putting a hat on a hat: bad for writing, great for redundant Victorian fashion!

    By SirDancelot,
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  8. I don't like Rage Against the Machine or Imagine Dragons, stop telling me what to do you shitty bands!

    By SirDancelot,
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  9. The smell of the greasepaint, the roar of the crowd, who all laughed with out restraint, 'cause I'm not well-endowed

    By SirDancelot,
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  10. How about a game of good cop, passive aggressive cop, and if not then how about one of YOUR ideas, since i'm so stupid!

    By SirDancelot,
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  11. If you can't do the whitecollar time, don't do the whitecollar crime, and get that fucking dress shirt off you're in prison!

    By SirDancelot,
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  12. If you can't do the whitecollar time, don't do the whitecollar crime, and get that fucking dress shirt off you're in prison!

    By SirDancelot,
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  13. Thank you for playing everyone's favorite game show, "SKIP THE ADS!"

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  14. Oscar Wilde once said, "Only the song and dance of a harp and a flute can get this dirty Irish boy out his gimp suit."

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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  15. sponsored by Lance Armstrong and his brother, Lance Armweak.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. "We therefore commit this booty to the ground, girth to earth, asses to asses, nuts to butts."

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  17. Comedy Bang Bang! Where each "bang" marks at least one instance of explosive diarrhea.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. My name is Randy, I might not be dandy, but like masturbation, I come in handy

    By PoppaSquat,
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  19. Jeffrey Toobin was lubin' while Merrill Stubing was pooping. Welcome to the very worst episode of The Love Boat.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  20. One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four, the new entrance exam for Harvard is more carb based than before!

    By The Exit-tainer!,
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  21. Kingdom, phylum, class, order, family, genus, species; in every part of the world they’re making lots of feces.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Welcome to my underwear. Or, as as the label reads, "Small Business; Saturday".

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  23. I've heard of one, two, buckle my shoe, but three, four, get on the floor, this is a robbery? Half an hour of therapy and all I've got is this lousy restraining order.

    By prick flicker,
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  24. If 'ifs' and 'buts' were candy and nuts, boy would it be hard to sit down!

    By hurrymrhurry,
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  25. Two feet on the bath mat.  A squid beak in the ass crack.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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