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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. i tried to quit smoking with an e-cigarette, then i saw myself in the mirror and committed suicide *posted via Ouija Board*

    By adamgryphon,   
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  2. peas porridge hot - peas porridge cold - peas porridge NUCLEAR EXPLOSION

    By adamgryphon,   
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  3. Somewhere, hidden carefully on the Millenium Falcon, is Chewbacca's dingleberry comb. Gross.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. horse penis got biggies

    By adamgryphon,   
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  5. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS! Buckle your shoes and tie your seat belts! It's time to say....

    By CanonManley,
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  6. If two can do, but one can create fun, why the fuck have I got six of them under my pubic beard?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Lo! and behold my new stranglehold - I call it the Nickel-Tickle; though that's subject to change as I'm nominally fickle.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Swinging from the trees - spitting diatribes with ease - I give to you ... the Harangue-gutan

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. In a world of binging bongs and clanging calls, one podcast sunk below them all...

    By CanonManley,
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  10. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, still same on you. Why are you such a jerk?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  11. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang an insider's guide to kicking butt and dropping names in the red carpet lined back hallways of this industry we call showb

    By Spenny and the Jets,
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  12. My Chevy Nova was in a fender bender with a Jetta in Haight Ashbury because Walter Mondale was playing pinochle on the stoop.

    By AlexDale,   
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  13. Are you cray cray? Then you'll have to pay pay; pay for my dinner that is, I love you!

    By noabobo,
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  14. Combine some Jon Hamm with some Mary Hollandaise and you've got yourself some eggs Benedict Cumberbatch.

    By Porkstar,
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  15. I look in my toilet, and what do I see? Some portable mushrooms and banana pepper rings.

    By therealmorrissey,
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  16. Wake up sweetie, we're at Grandma's!

    By judgment_horse,
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  17. "Insert Title Here", "Insert 'Dem Titties Here", Your Honor I'm Not A Sex Offender, I'm Dyslexic

    By EricBarry,
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  18. There is no new catchphrase for this week. Despite anything I say after this, this is not a new catchphrase.

    By Closeenoughforjazz,
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  19. My apologies to the estate of Lionel Hampton, it turns out I thought a vibraphone was something much different.

    By Razor Boy,
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  20. And that's it, with Scott.

    By DevinKC,
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  21. Seltzer water? No thanks. Seltzer milk. Seltzer. Milk.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  22. Every time a bell rings, an Engineer Cody gets another bad tattoo.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. If you want to work in the hot dog business, you better be ready for some frank discussions.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. Get outta my dreams, get into my cargo shorts.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. You'll never know another lover after you've been loved by Danny Glover.

    By Shampoodler,
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