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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't know what I was expecting...

    By eze_anderson,
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    • 471 views

  2. Gimme an F! Gimme a U! Gimme a C! Gimme a 3! Gimme a P! Gimme an O! What's that spell!? R2 ready to rock!?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 545 views

  3. Hit me up with some MAC after the MAC, Mack. That's my name, Mack. Mack Colemack. They call me "Mack Daddy".

    By DoooDahMan,
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  4. This hackneyed phrase obeys cliches! I must find ways to rearrange it's staid facade. Gimme like a few days, ok?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Jealousy guards its jaded jello castle; Cosby creeps to safety belt unfasten. Sippy drinky? aww you're feelin' sleepy ... pray you stay asleep until a

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 592 views

  6. A bird in the hand is worth the going rate of that bird. Throw the hand in maybe it's worth a little more.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 501 views

  7. Put something down on my stank hang: your meat post, Cock Waterman

    By DarbukaDave,
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  8. Party on, Wayne. Party on, Garth Brooks.

    By ericabetter,
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    • 542 views

  9. One part Comedy, two parts Bang, sprinkle in guests for flavor.

    By JuanTardo,
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  10. Got caught in the rain last night. Must've been around midnight. I was making love and drinking piña coladas. Cards on the table: I kinda liked it

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 633 views

  11. Jeepers creepers, where'd you get those nifty custom sneakers, because I'd like a similar pair!

    By JordanElijahKeyes,
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  12. Sup, y'all, who brought the syrup?

    By Ribs,
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  13. If You Like It...

    By PFTsOffMicLaughter,
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  14. I usually wouldn't say this until the second date, but you've got one breathtaking turd oven, m'lady.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 566 views

  15. Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You grilled my falafel, I asked for fried.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. "Have a drink while I put this Chewbacca mask on", said Bill Cosplay, creepily.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 615 views

  17. Even a broken clock is right twice a day, especially about that whole anti-vax thing.

    By ShemRahBrohan,
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  18. That's nuts, said the tree frog to his squirrely neighbor. And so is that. That though is the circuit breaker. & so it was

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. Disco Bob you late

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. Tom flees when you're herding phlegm

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. "How can I make a living while still fisting cows?", wondered the future Dr. Pol.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 675 views

  22. Hard to believe it's 2015 and a single guy still can't attend Lamaze class in the nude.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 436 views

  23. You're so veiny, I'll bet you think this shlong is about you, don't you?

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 576 views

  24. What else would you expect me to do after I was bitten by a radioactive comedian?

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 629 views

  25. Optimus Primes' wine-spine's just fine; but Megatrons' mong-dong kong-schlong is wrong.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 553 views
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