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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's the word, Larry Bird?

    By googergieger,
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    • 669 views

  2. Don't go chasing waterfalls, they're stationary landscape features.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 546 views

  3. She was a great aunt or a great ant, we'll never know for sure.

    By SarahVanCleve,
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    • 354 views

  4. Look, I don't mean to be a dick, but...you are what you eat.

    By teknopathos,
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    • 451 views

  5. I asked a girl on the street when she was due; she said eight months and three weeks, so she was still pretty pissed that I asked, welcome to CBB

    By MitchRosenthal,
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    • 585 views

  6. Time flies when you're having fun, but when you're having a sandwich, it moves at the usual pace

    By StopAwwCmon,
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    • 796 views

  7. You can run it by your lawyer if you want, but I'm telling you that this honorary doctorate allows me to check you for a hernia bro.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 521 views

  8. Stu the Street Magician leaned in to hear his mother's last words... "It's not a real job if you don't fill out a W-2."

    By fartmitzvah,
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    • 763 views

  9. Bruce Banner eats a big meal, blacks out, and wakes up later in a huge pile of green shit. This is my dream.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 567 views

  10. You bring the scissors, I'll bring the batteries. Let's save the rec center!

    By JosephSchmo,   
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    • 433 views

  11. Hook me up Obi-Wan, you're my only dope dealer.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 514 views

  12. Sorry, booze hounds, the only ale we serve around here is ginger. This is a Canada Dry county.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 603 views

  13. Thank you for downloading the Comedy Bang! Bang! Podcast. I hope you enjoy the episode. Let's start.

    By Shrek & Donkey Kong,
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    • 711 views

  14. John Updike has had enough tripe - give him some shoulder cuts, just like D.H. Lawrence loves.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 500 views

  15. I like my Justice non-soggy and I've a partner named Foggy; I'm DareDevil: The Saviour Man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 533 views

  16. Premature freeholdings are met with the coolest of vibe-jibes now that Roland is sat behind the furrybump.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 465 views

  17. Al Gore went to the dentist to have someone look at An Inconvenient Tooth

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 475 views

  18. Hit the sticks and shit some bricks, dickheads. Here comes your new daddy.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 695 views

  19. Hold the pickle, hold the lettuce... on second thought, stop toying with the pickle and tell it how you really feel, the lettuce will understand.

    By noblegnarble,
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    • 467 views

  20. That golf course tractor really sucks balls.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 498 views

  21. Kids today have no respect for their elderly time traveling great-grandchildren who've come back to warn them about Klarrg The Annihilator.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 482 views

  22. Narm Sarm the Larm Carm! Let's revisit Robinson Crusoe.

    By Ribs,
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    • 598 views

  23. Marilu Henner got kicked out of the mafia because she couldn't fuhgeddaboudit!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 1 reply
    • 688 views

  24. You're not a superintendent! In fact, I don't even think you're a regularintendent!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 623 views

  25. Camp Anawanna, we hold you in our hearts and when we think about you, it makes me wanna Blart!

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 721 views
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