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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's easy to cry when your shaped like a pie.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  2. There's a hole in my soul where I hide all my pride. I tossed it and lost it and now I'm a coward.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  3. Shouldn’t the term “pantsed“ be when someone pulls your pants up ?

    By Space jamming,
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  4. I don't want a cobra pit or a bear trap under a palm leaf.  And fuck your big ol' logs swingin' from trees.  I'm talking full on spikes dipped in human feces.  Proper booby traps, folks, with people shit.  Thank you.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  5. The danger of strangers is in missing the kissing.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  6. Hell hath no fury like a babe just born.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. There are no vacancies in my primary holes, but that's none of your business.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  8. Steady, steady as she goes: drop the cup, you’ll splash piss on your toes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Scrapin' tongues ain't for the young, but Mitt Romney is over 60, so what's your point?

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  10. Menstruate. Men straight. Straight men. Time to mate.

    By Space jamming,
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  11. Famous Amos has a famously complacent anus. What a jerk.

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  12. When the Queen's on the can it's a royal flush

    By Dr. Airdrums,
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  13. There is no "we" in "ur"ethra. There is only wee-wee in there.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. We need a science-based strategy to defeat covid. Such as, sending a robot back in time to kill that bat's mom in Hubei.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Everyday I get a little bit older, and today is no exception because that's how time works.

    By LesterPipps,
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  16. There’s no “I” in “team,” but there’s plenty of meat, just like my butt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Crab cake, anyone?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. If I keep trying, I may end of dying. But if I just lie here, I'm liable to die here. I guess I'll go shopping for chinos.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  19. Behind Door Number 1: The Moist Stench of Judy Dench

    By The Lovable Horse Thief,
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  20. Tickle my balls and see the erosion, come on boys lets get those hips in motion

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  21. Spread wide for my dentist but bit my proctologist

    By totallynotshaundiston,
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  22. The hero’s journey, tchroo New Jersey, and acrosst the woo-durr.

    By slowestjogger,
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  23. I may have had too much coffee this morning as it seems my power level is over 9000

    By LesterPipps,
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  24. Call me Ted Nugent; I just pooped my pants to dodge the draft.

    By FrogTheBrownieMuncher,
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  25. Many are my names, weary traveler, but you may call me Hotty Scotty with the Naughty Body

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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