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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. if you’re hungry and cold and it makes you sad, shwarma weather will soon be had

    By Adam Young,
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  2. Our musical guest, Tony! Toni! Toné!, couldn't make it- but don't worry. We booked Rudy! Rudi! Rudé!. Welcome to Comedy Total Bangscaping.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  3. give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day, teach a fish to man, he’ll coast on the benefits of patriarchy for life

    By Adam Young,
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  4. OWWW OWWW, BROWN COW. Get off my foot!

    By Local Cabal,
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  5. Brown chicken, brown cow. This and other porn music on today's Comedy Farm Bang.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  6. I was a big hacker in the 90's. But not, like, computers and modems. More axes and co-eds.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. It smells like uphotdog in here...

    By ChronicDaHeadhog,   
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  8. Happy Hanukkah to all the ladies out there, I’m not Jewish but my dick is.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  9. You’re never going to get 100% of the hazardous fibers. You just have to do asbestos you can.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. Enjoy today's show. Or don't. Whatever. As you guys constantly remind me, I'm not your "real" dad.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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    • 269 views

  11. Has anyone noticed a big virus outside? It's like, BIG dude. Did you see? Just me?

    By LesterPipps,
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  12. Pancakes with ipecac syrup? Pancakes, I hardly knew ye.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  13. If you hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too for more than four hours, please consult your local physician.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  14. A horse girl, a horse girl, my kingdom for a horse girl!

    By Hom Tanks,
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  15. Here at Insect-Washateria we're proud of all our customers from Flea to shining Flea.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I think of most of my catchphrases in the shower- which is why this one is sopping wet. Though, you'll never in a million years guess why it's so sticky.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  17. Rectum damn near killed him: it was Crohn’s disease, your Honor.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. They say pride cometh before the fall. Oh yeah? More like... summertime cometh before the fall. AMIRITE?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Sorry I'm late, I just flew in from the handjob convention and boy are my arms tired.

    By TheOhFuckI'mWetBandit,
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  20. Sorry I'm late, I just flew in from the handjob convention and boy are my arms tired.

    By TheOhFuckI'mWetBandit,
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  21. Are you a pudding pack? Because I want to snack on your skin.

    By Doctor Suessicide,
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  22. Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining...without pissing on my other leg and telling me it's sunny. I like my pissweather fair and balanced.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  23. Not while you're pregnant! I'm afraid I'd poke the baby's head! And I'm afraid I'd like it. And I'm afraid the baby would like it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Squeeze my lemon until the juice runs down my leg. I'm totally cumming.

    By DatNasty69,
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  25. I tremble and pee when you make eye contact with me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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