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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let’s knock knackwursts to quench my thirst. I’m so thirsty my head will burst.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Nothing turns me on more than rhetorical questions.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  3. I am known by many names. “Meathead”, “Shithead”, “Baldy” “Bitch Tits”, and “Joe Rogan”, are just a few.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. I can lie, but I still like big butts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. I like big cravats and I cannot lie, so please don’t throw out my clown ties.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Mr. Aukerman you are charged with manslaughter but, to be more inclusive, the court will rename the offense personslaughter.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Meat you can feel good about. We only slaughter chickens that are certified to have posted racist memes on their social media.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. Whatever you do, don't mention aquatic mammals around Alanis Morissette.... it's nonstop "You Otter Know" this and "You Otter Know" that.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Grow old along with me! / The best is yet to be, / As long as you like pee.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Whenever I see feet, I shoot skeet—and I don’t mean the clay kind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. You can’t spell “bathtub” without “butt hab,” so call in the next 15 minutes and we’ll throw in a free ass habitat when you buy any bathroom fixture! Some restrictions apply.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. You’re in a nation called Uri so you can urinate in Uri Nation.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. I made a mess in my Fruit of the Looms. That was one juicy peach.

    By Fast Andy,
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  14. Confucius say, man with constipation need constant patience

    By Crimson Glover,
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  15. A farty party is where you farty and I party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I went in for some more roger, and walked out with a pierced brosnan.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  17. A farty party is a party where I farty and you party.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Personal pan demic

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. I've got a chip on my shoulder and some dip in my pocket. So looks like dinner is taken care of.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  20. I guess I wouldn’t know whether we truly are eating gruel in the slum gutters of Victorian London; I’m squalor-blind.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  21. The beach is made up there is no beach ive never seen it and neither have you

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Is it my imagination or is your butterfly driving the car?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. I want to see if you are ticklish so I’m going to give you some test tickles.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Welcome to Otto Dix's Auto Dicks - we just painted your car, asshole.

    By Dr. Julius P. Cumstein,
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  25. "I give no quarter Sir, and expect none in return!" Said the man with one quarter.

    By Pound Foolish,
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