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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do you realize you interrupted me? You know how I feel when I'm interrupted.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  2. You'd better get that booty notarized, 'cause I'm gonna file it with the Court of Common Pleas.

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  3. Like a macchiato made with elephant milk its Comedy Bang Bang

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  4. I asked my pirate optometrist if he knew what the problem was and he said, "Aye, dry eye."

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. I asked the gardener if this is a Black Ash tree. He said “You bet your Black Ash it is!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. It turns out Victoria’s Secret is that her overpriced undergarments are made by exploited workers in Southeast Asia, which isn’t as sexy a secret as those ads were suggesting.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  7. What did you do for a living before this, were you a traveling douchebag salesman?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. “The masters of the universe”? That might be a bit grandiose. They did not control matter and energy, time or space across millions of light years. Rather they pretty much just fought in the vicinity of castle Grayskull and rode green tigers.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Catch Phrase Submission

    By Drag0n3y3,
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  10. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, a place where entrepreneurs shine!

    By Drag0n3y3,
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  11. I’ve got a great gynecologist who will do a penis for half price.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. I am happy to see you and I appreciate you thinking my dick could reach all the way to my pocket.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. Sea Turtles swipe left, Y’all don’t like to get choked

    By Thatsnotyourdonkey,
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  14. If there’s one thing I learned from my dear grand papa, is if you’re goin to Mardi Gras, you better know Krav Maga.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Make haste; make waste. Just don’t make it on my face.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. I misunderstood you when you said everyone needed to evacuate immediately.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. A bird in the hand is worth poo in my bush

    By Chippy Long,
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  18. I may be drunk off my ass, but that doesn’t mean I can’t sit here while you get me another beer.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Today’s show sponsored by the popular new Japanese takeout smartphone app, Jim Belushi’s Sushi Mushi Mushi.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. If you want a good push-up bra, get a sports bra, they’re great for push-ups.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. Never look a gift horse in the mouth, give it eye contact

    By Chippy Long,
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  22. I'm gonna make like King Louis the 16th, and head-off

    By Chippy Long,
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  23. Dude, it's not OK to compare Peter Dinklage to Hervé Villachaize, that's messed up. People should only be compared to their own race.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Hi and welcome to Friendly's! What the fuck do you want, dipshit?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  25. ...A very special episode of SpongeBob, set in 1980's New York City. Look for Mayor Ed Conch, Sandy Warhol, Keith Herring, Seashell Basquiat, and a crab named Thomas Pinchin.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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