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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You say "Tomato", I say 9/11 was an inside job.

    By MrMoxie,
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  2. Do you do yoga? 'cause that's a stretch

    By cristobalwj,
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    • 509 views

  3. I'll never forget what my dad said to my newborn self as he cradled me in the hospital: “Nice face asshole! HAHAHA! What're you some kinda asshole?!"

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 606 views

  4. When the child in you dies, life is over... So poop your pants every day

    By The boy wonder,
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  5. Trigonometry? More like Tiger Botany!

    By fredsolo,
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    • 556 views

  6. I really want to encourage people to give the movie Norbit a chance. It's well worth it.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 527 views

  7. If this is your first time listening I must warn you that what you are about to hear will change not only your life but the course of human history.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 554 views

  8. The last time I checked...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  9. Game of Thrones is just fancy musical chairs for rich people

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 677 views

  10. Nigel, cancel my reservation at Burger King and go fetch me something rancid-smelling out of a garbage can in the alley.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  11. Don't let Jim Morrison hit you in the donkey, on your way out

    By Hogwurtz18,
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  12. IRREGARDLESS, It's not a word and probably won't be a catchphrase either.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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    • 695 views

  13. Ask not what your pinkie finger can do for you, ask what Margaret Thatcher's ghost can do for your pinkie finger.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 532 views

  14. The tragedy of my life is never being able to properly explain to my nieces why Mira Sorvino was famous for 18 months.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 698 views

  15. make no bones about it, dr. lumps is truly a progenitor of the new chiropractics; he really knocks you around.

    By a Richard guy,
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  16. Hello, I'm Not and you're Chevy Chase!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  17. Let's all just hold hands and dance in circles around the remnants of Daddy's prized peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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    • 623 views

  18. This is all Hugh Grant's fault!

    By fredsolo,
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    • 586 views

  19. Is it just me or is your dad locking us down here in the - yup, no your dad is creepy man.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 793 views

  20. Euro's, my ro's, we all scream for hash tag embezzlement fortitude forty-dude' aka/ life begins at Hitler.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 707 views

  21. Keep it moving Harriet Kruderinger, you're late for class one more time this term semester and I'm going to ban you from locker class hallway runnings

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 556 views

  22. Steeper, deeper excreta, that's the only thing I need: yeah.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 734 views

  23. Fist shakes, head bow, turn away: it's quittin' time at Grand Central, Daddy; so judge for yourself.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 739 views

  24. You can't really define something until you know what it is. And I know herpes.

    By Bagel Sauce,
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    • 764 views

  25. When God closes a door you better get your shotgun because the Mutant Buddhist Bears are on their way.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 630 views
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