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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s the time of the season for rubbing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Don't scratch you ass and smell your fingers, rather put lotion on your hands, and rub your dinger.

    By AssCrackBandit,
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  3. Lend me some gum and I'll glimpse ya my bum. Clean all my teeth and I'll give you my sheath.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  4.  I love delving into the garish opulence and impermanence of 1920s American class structure as much as the next person, but in the end I was left with a bad taste in my mouth by F. Slop Shitzgerald's "The Great Shatsby." Poo out of five stars.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Oh baby give me one more chance/ I’ll bring you to my Neverland/ and then pull down your pants.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. When her butt gets moist, add your flavor of choice, I like ginger.

    By Garnished_Butt_Gravy,   
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  7. Cumulonimbus & nimbostratus be popular as hell up in da strip clubz - ALWAYS MAKIN IT RAIN!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,   
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  8. If the van's a-rockin' don't come knockin', at least not without a warrant, unless it's a no-knock warrant.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  9. Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Unless it's a really big fish and and he has a refrigerator, in which case he'll eat for 3 days.

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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    • 370 views

  10. Erection by night: lover’s delight. Erection by morning: please call a doctor if it’s been longer than four hours.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Getting stoned with Stonn is a galactic experience, but nothing rocks like docking cocks with Spock.

    By Thelonious_Shalhoub,
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  12. Chinese, Japanese, look at these... sophisticated Kanji characters used in both languages...

    By Garnished_Butt_Gravy,   
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  13. If the asshole sticks to the wall you know it’s ready to eat.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  14. What’s a toilet euphoria? Whenuh Zendaya need to go!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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    • 326 views

  15. Why do turds suddenly appear... every time from my rear? 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. If you haven't got a ha'penny, then no bailout check for you!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  17. If you’re horny and you know it, rub one out!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Stop trying to gaslight me about C3PO's "silver" leg.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  19. Bumper to bumper and humper to humper. This highway is full of horny camels.

    By ignorant_genius,
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  20. It’ll cost you a penny to see these gennies. It’ll cost you a dollar to make me holler.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 175 views

  21. My crawdaddy left us when I was just a larvae. Claws unknown.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Foxes in socks are sexy vixens, the kind of chicks we put our dicks in.

    By homeless_mensan,
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  23. They're crabs in labs. They're crustacean scienticians. They're figuring things out but I'll die if I eat them.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. In England the bum's rush is called the arse hurries and it's diarrhea.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. I love a killer drink special as much as the next guy, but the "Typhoid Bloody Mary" literally killed my brunch boys.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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