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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you're so stupid then why am I the one wearing pants?

    By garyzkang,
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    • 593 views

  2. Show me your plants, and I'll show you my trowelsers.

    By RowYourBert,
    • 0 replies
    • 627 views

  3. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, and poop on my chest?

    By choochoo_the_wonder_slut,
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    • 1030 views

  4. I'm starting I to feel like the president of the math club at prom

    By Brad Lindert,
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    • 689 views

  5. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and there you have the whole of existence.

    By The Senator Giroux,
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    • 732 views

  6. Ain't no ring on this finger, but I can't say the same for my penis!

    By trecoolx,
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    • 710 views

  7. Wakka-Wakka-Wakka! Let's all shave Chewbacca!

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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    • 794 views

  8. The devil is in the Details

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 637 views

  9. There are times I feel lost and I look over the horizon at the vast universe I have stumbled into...

    By alexa_polasky,   
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    • 795 views

  10. Hot Aquaman here, and global warming is the deal.

    By Andrew Lastname,
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    • 633 views

  11. What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?

    By Andy Dick Cheney,
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    • 967 views

  12. You know what they say, you can't get a fistful of ants with an acid covered hand.

    By SendsMusic,
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    • 887 views

  13. Welcome to Angry Bees Buzz Buzz. I'm your host Pot Flowerman.

    By comedyblakeblake,
    • 0 replies
    • 529 views

  14. Kiss me, I'm Irish. And my kisses cure cancer.

    By Neclord,
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    • 715 views

  15. Catch this phrase; win a pony.

    By SolGoldman,
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    • 728 views

  16. WARNING! Comedy Bang Bang is a topical cream, and is NOT to be taken internally

    By JoshuaBloom,
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    • 777 views

  17. What is a catchphrase but a worthless breath repeated to further the melancholy inertia that is a comedy podcast.

    By Ktettelbach,
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    • 784 views

  18. You may be accidentally racist...

    By Brad Lindert,
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    • 672 views

  19. We've got a great show for you today. We don't plan on barring any holds, and this time ...

    By CPiz,
    • 0 replies
    • 648 views

  20. Why don't you turn that frown upside down, Mr. pantsless homeless man lying in the gutter

    By CPiz,
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    • 632 views

  21. It's a huge shit sandwich, and we're all going to have to take a bite, or we could just throw it away, but that seems kind of wasteful.

    By CPiz,
    • 0 replies
    • 797 views

  22. More mesmerizing than a horse's big, floppy genitals, it's Comedy Bang Bang!

    By CPiz,
    • 0 replies
    • 714 views

  23. Video may have killed the radio star, but podcasts killed my boner because I don't get to see comedians who are traditionally very beautiful oh...

    By chidedneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 609 views

  24. What's down hamburger?

    By chidedneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 737 views

  25. Mr Coffee, Mr T,... Mr Cigarettes?

    By chidedneck,
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    • 695 views
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