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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you don’t X, I’ll Y you so hard you’ll have to Z out of your B-hole to CDEDBD duckies.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. If all cops are bastards, and Socrates is a bastard, then this catchphrase is an ACAB BC philosophy CBB CP.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  3. Nah boi, you done messed up - you fucked with the wrong Muffet's tuffet!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. In the end, the Kampf wasn't just Mein... it was all of Germany's.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Are we rolling? Okay, we're coming out of the theme song in three...two...

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  6. It’s alright, baby—MY pink supermoon lasts all year!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Clamp him! Clamp him, your majesty!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. The curse is over when I say it’s over

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Kiss me. Make me fly. I wanna be an airplane again.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Frosted Flakes did to Corn Flakes what a tiger would do to a chicken. It is the apex predator of flakes

    By Pound Foolish,
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  11. If I were a magician, I'd saw dogs in half, to halve more dogs.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  12. I'm ten pounds of Jared in a five pound black forest ham sub.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  13. Absinthe makes my farts blow stronger.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Cheers to 12 years of CBB and here’s to 12 years more. We raise a toast to all Stars and Stripes of eccentric entrepreneurs. 12 years has gone by so fast when surrounded by so much talent. And best of all, we’re finally to old to get fucked by Woody Allen

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  15. Spread the meat.

    By Pound Foolish,
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  16. Jelly's translucent, jam is opaque, but preserves on my toast is what makes my legs shake.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  17. It's Bey Blades of Glory and Pokè Monsters in my closet! Have no fear, for I believe in the Heart of the Cards Against Humanity. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Scott Aukerman (Yu-Gi-Uno!)

    By Jordan Joestar,
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  18. Cherries aren't berries. Nuts ain't butts. Pasta comes lasta and kibble is for mutts. Hi I'm Steve and I'll be your waiter today.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. I don’t mind the occasional dick pic, but I do mind when I get them from you, Mom.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  20. If Ayn Rand had written the Hunger Games, it would have been called "Katniss Shrugged."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Sure - I’ll eat the milk and cookies. I really just want that milk tho....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Roses are red, violets are red, these nightvision goggles are pretty cool!

    By clooniform,
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  23. I'VE ASKED POLITELY THAT YOU SPANK ME NIGHTLY!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Jump-start my heart! Word of caution: I WILL fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. At the end of the day, aren't we all just screaming WITNESS ME, as we hurtle our exploding bodies toward the gates of Valhalla? 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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