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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. James Bond is the reason for the season. If he had his way Christmas would come twice a day AT LEAST! Unless she died or he got bored, of course.

    By colindodge,
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  2. Heavens to Betsy! Come in Betsy! Do you read me?!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  3. These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire and powder, Which as they kiss consume: the sweetest honey Is loathsome..

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  4. I won! Where, I can't see? Here, diagonally! Pretty sneaky, sis. DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!?!

    By StrawDawg,
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  5. A bird in the hand probably means your not a very good falconer.

    By Rayzen,   
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  6. Welcome to your nightmare, rick....the blindfold's optional.

    By MrMike,
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  7. It's all fun and games until someone loses a territory.*

    By DanielSwinney,
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  8. Hey there! Hi there! Don't go there!

    By kctiernan,
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  9. Hey I'm Scott Aukerman, and I just met you, but this is Comedy Bang Bang, so _____ maybe.

    By Xaston,
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  10. What does one need if two's needs aren't unfulfilled yet?

    By nothungrycuziate,   
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  11. Voila! Foie gras a la Zsa Zsa!

    By DanielSwinney,   
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  12. Fuck you Dad I'm going swimming.

    By Benfulkman,
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  13. If I told you I love you, would that make up for me harlem shaking at your sisters wedding?

    By Colt,
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  14. I hosted this podcast before it was cool.

    By AM Gems,
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  15. I'm not saying she was a good lover,

    By Brad Lindert,
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  16. You made a poo-poo

    By daveB from Oakland,   
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  17. Mike Tyson Chandler Bing

    By AC_ofSpades,
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  18. Enjoy your burrito.

    By God,
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  19. error 404 cannot retrieve

    By silentgordon,
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  20. Why do men have nipples?... so I can nibble them of course.

    By Urethra-Franklin,   
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  21. Tropes are for dopes.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. I delight in awkward orgasm noises. My friend Ted's are the best.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, and get out, you atheist scum!

    By scottingtonIV,
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  24. Looking for an antidote for the emptiness of existence? Seeking sanctuary within the respite of redemption...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  25. "Hey Frosty...Chill" YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    By Bever Hopox,
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