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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This way or that way, who cares. But i'll say this much: there's a tape dispenser on the left hand side.

    By ian cleghorn,
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  2. What's yellow and horrible? Oh, you know....

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. The grass is always cheaper on the wrong side of the tracks.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  4. Towelling oneself off is as much for the public good as it is for any deeply-held private excitation.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. I'll have what she's having. Extra napkins, please.

    By NickSpannaus,
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  6. You know what ELSE a spoonful of sugar helps with? Adult onset diabetes. Shame on you, Ms. Julie Andrews. Hash Tag: ThePenguinStaysInThePicture

    By NickSpannaus,
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  7. The French Governments' continued subsidizing of their wine industry is a clear case of statutory grape.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. We were only fresh men. No girls. Just men. All fresh.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  9. In Braille, this statement looks like a bunch of dots.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  10. I really want to encourage people to give the movie Norbit a chance. It's well worth it.

    By fredsolo,
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  11. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water you get confronted by Darth Tuna, ruler of the Seven Seas and Best Friend of Dracula.

    By fredsolo,
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  12. I'm the guy that hides all your keys.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  13. You know what just get me the same color as my eyes, glazed.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. I might just be tootin' here but I'm pretty sure everyone in this auditorium is looking at me.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. Don't think I've forgot about yal It's merely that flies tore scouts bad pout ska

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. how many times do you think Matthew Mcconaughey has been greeted with "Matthew Mcconaug-HEY"

    By SelfieControl,
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  17. The reckoning is nigh but by then it will be too late for you. Reduce. Repent. Rerapture.

    By SelfieControl,
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  18. Trash receptacle, more like trash respectable.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. There once was a wrestler who shunned the jalapena. And that wrestlers' name was John Cena

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Today's through line is blue wine. Never a red, green or white in my brew stein. The stuff moonbeams are afraid of

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. You'll never guess my password.

    By ItsNotBumCum2,   
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  22. When life gives you lemons, rub' em in your scrotum and force someone to choose between licking the lemons or the balls.

    By steelydanisdisgusting,
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  23. Well sure, of course, but unlike a horse, I only eat brown sugar cubes.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  24. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

    By SelfieControl,
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  25. Follow that crab! and step on it!

    By SelfieControl,
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