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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There comes a time and a place. The time? now. The place? Your ears. Their comes? Courtesy of yours truly.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Judge Judy not, lest ye be judge dredd.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Dr. Vernon D. Ledbetter. A 1998 Ford Fiesta. That tree. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Hickory dickory dock, don’t touch that crusty sock!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I am the third mustard toe.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. The School of Hard Knocks and the University of Life sure do graduate a lot of boring alcoholic assholes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Jamaica Me Crazy, the fun-filled resort for white people

    By LARDdischarge,
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  8. I directed a question to my digestion; my gut said "what" and then fell out my butt.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  9. I'm on the case and off the pill.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  10. Loose lips flick clits.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  11. Is it a number one or a number two when you poop through your penis hole?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. I love things that walk on two legs. I’m a bipedalphile.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. I gift you with this present and present you with this gift

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Are there more stars in the sky than there are different sandwiches?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. A little bird told me "regurgitate in the mouths of the young - squawwwwk!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. My beans are clean and my ween is pristine, but my taint most definitely ain’t

    By Madam Adam,
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  17. Where's Ellen?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  18. Your wife called. She’s gonna be late coming home from paintball.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. Your mom farted so bad that they had to cancel paintball practice.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. I heard your dad played paintball but had to quit cause the kids were so mean.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. It’s time to pickup your mom from paintball

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Why does your dad have so many paintball shirts?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Bill Bixby picks me to quickly fix his trick knee, but I'm no Hulkawalkologist.

    By Lief Cutterpants,
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  24. I before E except after C. Sex before marriage except after miscarriage. 

    By Angry Trellis,
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  25. Drop your cocks 'n grab your socks, report immediately to General Scott

    By Commander Osteego,
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