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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It’s a matter of course. Intercourse!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. I was once like you. Reading out catchphrases, dumb and insulted.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. If you live in Troy ALWAYS look a gift horse in the mouth. There's goddamn Greeks in there.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Why is it only HERpes? Why isn’t there a HISpes?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Roses are red, corn is yellow, yo mamma looks like Bob DeNiro

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. There once was a man from Nantucket whose penis was so abnormally large that he could fellate himself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Two streams diverged in the yellow snow cause I just left your mom’s house

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Check out the ass on that Shrek movie.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Mike Myers fires tyres at birds on wires or passing friars. These Halloween remakes are very tame.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. My bathtub smells so bad

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. When I was just a young lad a wise old man came to me and said "Show me yer pecker! Show me yer pecker! Take out yer pecker!" And that has made all the difference.

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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  12. Waluigi Squeegeed the Bee Gee's Oujia with water from Fiji. 

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  13. I'm young, dumb, and full of innovative ideas to streamline supply chains. 

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  14. Broadcasting live from the back of Dick Van Dyke's dick van.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  15. If making love to maple trees makes you sappy, consider me Nicholas Sparks, Baby. 

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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  16. They call me The Thanksgiving Dentist ‘cause I’m always filling cavities.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. I kept seeing Gordon Sumner everywhere. Turns out, I have aStingmatism.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. I sell statues of giant wrestlers. I'm an Andreprenuer.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. I just sucked a dick for some coke. Too bad I don't do coke

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  20. My pillow, your pillow, we all pillow, for Tom Morello

    By Grundlestiltskin,
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  21. One, two, 3-4-5, my favorite hell-raiser is the man they call Clive!

    By SweetBabyA,
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  22. For Puritans, a raw-dog cream pie is called “regular.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Ideal catchphrase length is sixteen syllables. Time for me to say...

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  24. I've got two tickets to paradise. Pack your bags, we're getting a divorce.

    By C-Creepio,
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  25. From your polyps to god’s ears

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 182 views
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