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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hey, hey, hey...It's baby-watchin' time!

    By BobbyD-Part3,
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  2. I say potato, you say perennial nightshade tuber. I don't think we'll ever find a name for our food cart.

    By Effigy_Power,
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  3. My spirit animal is a poodle made from a balloon at a child's birthday party.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  4. You can't stop a charging rhino with your flaky pastries so quit asking me why we need walls

    By DaveCawood,   
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  5. Look down, tally-ho, what's love got to do with it? Twenty dollars!

    By Ribs,
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  6. Bing bong ba doobly bong, ba bing bong boo. A secret thing you probably didn’t know about me is that I’ve never used shampoo.

    By Thedge,
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  7. These are by far the most viscous jelly beans I've ever defenestrated.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  8. People, we have lived in fear for too long; too long I say! It is up to us to band together and rise up against our Sentient Celery overlords!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  9. It's not as many gift certificates as it looks, but i'll concede it's a lot of gift certificates.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  10. I don't need your charity! All I need is a VHS copy of the 1986 skater action/drama film "Thrashin'" starring Josh Brolin and I'll be happy.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  11. I miss everything about her. Her maple syrup complexion, her maple syrup hair, even her dimpled maple syrup smile. I love you Mrs. Buttersworth...

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  12. Is it harder to catch a phrase, or to catch a predator? We could have asked...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  13. I'd rather have a nest of vipers than a vest of diapers

    By AlexDale,   
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  14. Because a catchphrase has to be a phrase, but not all phrases are caught.

    By AlexDale,   
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  15. Contrary to popular belief, My nieces leeches don't eat Reese's pieces

    By Consept,
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  16. Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

    By Bobby Cobby,
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  17. Flagish'n?... FlaDANG-it!

    By TullTull_102761,
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  18. Gettin' deep with that peen and ween hopin' to spill some cream.

    By Jake Dingus,
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  19. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner there's a stand where you can buy milk and lemonade.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  20. All pants are rip-off pants if you believe in yourself and give it your all

    By DenzelSutherland-Wilson,
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  21. Hey Sugartits, pass the ketchup! Thanks mom.

    By Goochunks,
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  22. Double-Bacon Ranch Asiago Supreme Deluxe with 100% real beef. That's what the ladies call it anyway.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  23. He who smelt it, probably has a good understanding of extractive metallurgy.

    By TheMetalLincoln,   
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  24. According to my calculations, "an apple a day" will stop being a sustainable practice by 2019.

    By AMPhibian,
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  25. Papa stay. Mama stay. Namaste. Lisa Loeb, eat your heart out.

    By greazey_bob,
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