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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Drama Llamas are better than Enamel Camels. But grumpy gooses never beat hanging nooses.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Gabba Gabba Hey! Comedy is here to stay! Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Street Punker Man

    By Jordan Joestar,
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    • 321 views

  3. Bert face with an Ernie booty.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  4. Call Me Alf Cause I Be Eatin' That Pussy

    By John Wilkes Corner Booth,
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  5. I look Groot

    By sarbartartar,
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  6. Ari Gold is cancelled

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Some days you bust a nut, some days the nut busts you.

    By Chippy Long,
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  8. lunch is the meal between a dog's day morning and a dog's day afternoon

    By voichicoski,
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  9. they got a name for all the winners in the world, i want a name when i lose. they call alabama the crimson tide, call me ted cruz

    By voichicoski,
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  10. I am trying to get on the next helicopter but right now it seems very up in the air.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. At your age you are still figuring out who you are. At my age I know how much I suck.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 196 views

  12. You know what? The entire cast of Entourage is cancelled.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. It’s that time of the month for strawberry corndog!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. dying on live tv is an oxymoron

    By voichicoski,
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  15. Like my mother always said: there's nothing sweeter than the cum farts of home

    By Suck Fuckerman,
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  16. Watch me neuter pets live on my Spaytreon.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be a sweetie and rewind American Graffiti.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Why did the Stars Wars actor not buy a new car? Because he couldn't Harrison AFFORD it. And that actor's name was Anthony Daniels.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 176 views

  19. If everybody would just shut up, I could remember which tire swing I left the baby in

    By off-white-linens-are-pee,
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  20. That's one small step for man, that's another small step for man, this man takes small steps.

    By Grundlestiltskin,
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    • 480 views

  21. Chopped off my dick, and you're to blame. Lorena Bobbitt is your name.

    By Gimme That Gristle,
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  22. Why marry the cow, when you can have sex with a jug of milk for free?

    By The World Famous Bardi Twins,
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  23. You say love is a temple, love a higher law. You ask me to enter, but then I bite you because I'm a vampire.

    By Ghostbeard,
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    • 146 views

  24. I’m no homeowner but I’ll DIY your rumpus room.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Cuck me once, shame on you. Cuck me twice and I'll raise that child like the father I never had.

    By French_Prints_of_Ball_Hair,
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