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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Da da da du dum, hot loggin’ it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 224 views

  2. Da da da du dum, butt chuggin’ it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 210 views

  3. Da da da du dum, dry floggin’ it

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 228 views

  4. Come one, come all to the pimp slayer's ball, where the shag carpet shags for free.

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 214 views

  5. A tangle in the jangle is really just an acute angle in the isosceles triangle.

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 224 views

  6. Do I Drink Because I Stink, or do I Stink because I Drink?

    By Tedman,
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    • 221 views

  7. I like my music like I like my ladies: bare-naked

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 198 views

  8. Good news! My dad told me he loves Gonzo. Bad News! He wasn’t talking about the muppets

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 204 views

  9. It’s not always a win-win but being out fingerbanging is no sin.

    By BobOfTheWillowTree,
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    • 162 views

  10. WHO whacked my GRANDMA!?

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 227 views

  11. Unless you have a vagina, you ain't shit!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 229 views

  12. I'm Sorry, Sir; I didn't realize you were a pussy!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 233 views

  13. My arm hurts a lot, but this pie feels so good on my butt!

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 227 views

  14. My nutsack stinks, but at least my butthole is pink!

    By mspainttrash,
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    • 202 views

  15. The podcast where the guests are made up and the conversations don't matter.

    By SoggyShorts,
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    • 158 views

  16. Maybe we can kind of get the ball rolling, but avoid testicular torsion.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Did I love the three percent discount on my vaginal rejuvenation procedure? Absolutely. Did I love becoming the face of the "#GashSag" ad campaign? Absolutely not.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 186 views

  18. A failure of the heart is really just a failure of your private part

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 206 views

  19. If the outlets a shockin’ then stick your cock in

    By Rot Cockerman,
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    • 182 views

  20. One beep means move, two beeps mean fuck you, three beeps mean we hit our gross domestic revenue

    By Angry Trellis,
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    • 221 views

  21. Who do you have to know to get a cleaned up cliche around here?

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. You're once, twice, three times a ladle. And I'm drowning in soup.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 182 views

  23. Who washes the dog washers?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 186 views

  24. Puss in boots? Don’t mind if I do!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 187 views

  25. “I’m a hill of beans?! YOU’RE a hill of beans! This whole courtroom’s a hill of beans!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 218 views
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