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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tarkovsky once said: "I kind of pattern myself after Roger Corman"

    By PhoenixSunMarino-Ramer,
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  2. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk that I'm a woman's man; but aqua-duct: you have yet to recognize that fact

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 662 views

  3. Here's a Celebutip: If you want to save time when referring to Jennifer Lopez, just say "Jen Lopez" instead.

    By KingOfCastle,
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  4. Welcome to Scream club. If you haven't seen the movie or you don't own a mask, leave now.

    By KingOfCastle,
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  5. KING KONG BUNDY AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON ME! Unless you count his dick.

    By googergieger,
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    • 695 views

  6. Today's episode is sponsored by the carnival, which is in town.

    By Ribs,
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  7. Forgive The Phish, my Lord; they know not how they sound.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Sag Gale Umper Chew; Vro Nam Karkatay, Karkatay. HUMBER!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 685 views

  9. Getting scratched by a cat resulting in an infection and temperature of 104 is not as fun as the song suggests.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 700 views

  10. Time was you couldn't even buy a pickle without saddling up the old horse. Now-a-days people just eat the horse!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 528 views

  11. I have a tattoo on my chest of the entire cast of "Glee" eating brunch with me at a Swedish Coffeehouse.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  12. Two Scoops

    By willcampos,
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  13. Is this real life? Is it just fantasy? If you are caught in a landslight then you'd better call 4-1-1 or a similar injury prevention service

    By TRb,
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  14. I have those same pants.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  15. I bought those in the market, when I was but a boy, Those walnuts in your hand, brought me thirty years of joy,

    By AMPhibian,
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  16. My name is Ozymandias...

    By smitty,
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  17. Being on "To Catch a Predator" is not considered "making a guest appearance.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 742 views

  18. It's Chinatown, Jake... I really don't think you are going to find a good Sopaipilla Cheesecake anywhere closeby.

    By Effigy_Power,
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    • 961 views

  19. If Broadcasters broadcast and Podcasters podcast, why can't I stop thinking about my parents divorcing?

    By Effigy_Power,
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  20. Scott Baukerman here to remind you to get your pets spayed, neutered or slaughtered. Fuck you pets!

    By StopAwwCmon,
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  21. You sunk my Battleship and now I'll have to get another copy of that crappy movie because it was a gift from my mom.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 835 views

  22. You're the disease and I'm the cure.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 544 views

  23. We need to talk about Kevin... Behind his back. Quick, before he comes! Shit, we're too late. Oh, hey Kevin, how's it going?

    By keepitupstairs,
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    • 913 views

  24. "When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore H

    By So Upsettting,
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    • 874 views

  25. Punchin' out with muh truncheon out - just li'l ol' me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 629 views
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