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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Cherries aren't berries. Nuts ain't butts. Pasta comes lasta and kibble is for mutts. Hi I'm Steve and I'll be your waiter today.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. I don’t mind the occasional dick pic, but I do mind when I get them from you, Mom.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. If Ayn Rand had written the Hunger Games, it would have been called "Katniss Shrugged."

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Sure - I’ll eat the milk and cookies. I really just want that milk tho....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Roses are red, violets are red, these nightvision goggles are pretty cool!

    By clooniform,
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  6. I'VE ASKED POLITELY THAT YOU SPANK ME NIGHTLY!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Jump-start my heart! Word of caution: I WILL fart.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. At the end of the day, aren't we all just screaming WITNESS ME, as we hurtle our exploding bodies toward the gates of Valhalla? 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. There was an awful incident recently where a woman was deep-fried by her husband. Truly a battered wife.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. There may be possible side effects. In some cases there may even be impossible side effects.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. When you get older you can’t just go from one sugar daddy to the next anymore. You have to think about sugarless daddies now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Release the Comedy Bang Bang Snyder Cut

    By ImAChuckster,
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  13. To me, every Squidward is Handsome Squidward

    By ImAChuckster,
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  14. What's down, coldcat

    By ImAChuckster,
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  15. You can't get a pound cake in France, but they make a pretty good .454 kilogram cake.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. I'm ten pounds of Albert Brooks in a five pound pair of Finding Nemo boy shorts.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  17. I may not have a pot to piss in but I do have Tupperware, vacuum-sealed and filled with horse ejaculate.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  18. Study hemorrhoids online for a bloody good time!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Fill me with creams, til I taste your daddy's dreams!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Fonzi didn't practice safe sex, and sadly, he got AAAAAAAAIIIDS.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. In Xanadu did Kubla Khan / A stately sex swing install.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Here I sit so broken-hearted; tried to shit—and I did…in my pants.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Thank you for investing in our outdoor summer popsicle vending business, Wet ‘n’ Ready. Needless to say, we’re very excited.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. Comedy Bang Bang in the bush, Comedy Bang Bang up my tush.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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  25. Everyone wants to talk about The Conjuring but no one wants to give any credit to the conjuror.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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