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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. As 'yes please' presupposes deep need; thus brown breeze presupposes butt sneeze.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Remember that the next time you decide to join a Conga line.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  3. I ain't afraid of no ghost! Except for that one starring Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  4. IS THAT KEVIN BACON!? Wait no, sorry. It's just a regular piece of bacon.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  5. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man another fish and you'll feed him for two days...

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  6. The Hippopotamus is my favorite animal that rhymes with Bippopotamus.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  7. Set phrasers to catch

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  8. Gather round, my children. It is I, the Lord of the Revels. Go ring the bells and don the masks and sharpen...

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  9. Whatever horrible tragedy may strike me in my life, I know I will always deserve it for giving that Ancient Alien Theorist five minutes of fair, unbia

    By Lamprey,
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  10. Sorry for that thing just now. It'll never happen again. ... Whoa, deja vu!

    By Lamprey,
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  11. While it is legal to get stoned in the Mile High City, many people forget to add 15 minutes to their baking time.

    By Lamprey,
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    • 579 views

  12. If you thought last week's episode was funny, you should see my dick.

    By googergieger,
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  13. A gangbang pays better than a blowbang, and the shoot is usually a lot more respectable. The only downside is you don't get to suck as many dicks.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  14. Does this Tumblr make my ass look big?

    By Lamprey,
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  15. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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  16. Take off that coat or you won't get wet when you come in from the house to play rain tennis on the sunken lake.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 634 views

  17. You can teach a fish to swim, but don't and you'll get to catch it and eat it one time

    By barrycrabb,
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  18. The hills are alive.

    By Schnickpot,
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  19. 2015 is the year of the show, Mr. Show, that is.

    By kindlerslist,
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  20. Hello, I am Plagarizmo the Plagiarizing Magician. Is THIS your card? Well, guess what, it's mine now, go away.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  21. Lets all party like it's 1999. By that I mean live in constant fear of the impending Y2K disaster.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  22. On the strike of morrow's eve I ask of you a simple yet noble question: "Who let the dogs out? Woof, Woof, Woof, Woof. Who let the dogs out?"

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  23. Fool me once - shame on you, fool me twice - hold on I'm beginning to see a pattern emerging here.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. They said: "That's an old bacon." I felt ashamed.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 694 views

  25. I'm The Hawk. thanking you for your time this time 'till next time.

    By SteveH,
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