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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. hot topics in my hot pockets

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Zoom zoom zoom make my heart go boom boom my supernova girl

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 218 views

  3. Let's head to the beach! Our football is inflated, our volleyball is inflated, but our beachball is flat, just like the Earth

    By Fast Andy,
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    • 159 views

  4. Welcome to all Snowmen, snowwomen, and non-binary snowindividuals.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 176 views

  5. I bought a dog from Iceland. It doesn't bark, it Bjorks.

    By POD_OTTER,
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  6. The last thing I remember the proctologist saying is, “Now let’s see how the sausage gets made.”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  7. Can you believe that fuck Mr. Reese told me, “Sorry. Not sorry”?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 192 views

  8. You got peanut butter on my chocolate! And by “peanut butter” I mean “penis” and by “chocolate” I mean this glue trap!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 211 views

  9. It's awfully wrong how hard I hit this bong but to fair he is a massive douche.

    By Toomuchgoo,
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    • 236 views

  10. I heard David and Goliath actually fucked.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 176 views

  11. If you think sodomy is taboo wait till I gomorrize you.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 301 views

  12. You can't fit a square peg in a round hole but I certainly tried and now my girlfriend wants me to see a doctor.

    By Toomuchgoo,
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    • 261 views

  13. Fry me up some scrod; I’m done with this beach bod.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  14. I like my Islands like I like my dongs. Long, strong and down to get the friction on.

    By Burritofeet,
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  15. Any dong will do.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. You say cowabunga i say chumbawamba. let's just portmanteau this into Cochabamba

    By Nickname's Expert,
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    • 188 views

  17. Well if you can’t get “no” satisfaction, then you must get at least some, and you possibly get complete, satisfaction.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 181 views

  18. I’ve said it before and I won’t say it again

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. My friend keeps saying he can’t put food on the table anymore. I’m like ‘you don’t put it on the table! You put it on plates. Dummy!’

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Bat shit is not crazy, Madam. Human brains are crazy. So call me ‘human brain crazy’ instead.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner Goo Goo Dolls are playing for my Doo Doo Balls

    By Kirksey Cordwainer,
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    • 163 views

  22. The futures, made of, cultural diversity!

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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    • 145 views

  23. If I can fit 6 eggs in my mouth without breaking them, they’ll let my dad out of jail a whole year earlier than expected

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 189 views

  24. Either I kill Grimace today or he kills all of us tomorrow. The choice is yours

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  25. He's a sadistic butcher. She's a masochistic produce clerk. Will their American grocery store be a success in Shanghai? Its comedy bang bang!

    By Meaty_Hairy_Calahan,
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