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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I wanted to adopt a corgi, but who wants to get into a custody battle with the queen?

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  2. Ducks & drakes.... why did it have to be ducks & drakes?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Your Honor, I can prove to the Court's satisfaction I am not a cat. And I resent the implication. Meow, we are before the Court today on a motion for sunbeams and catnip...

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  4. Come spend the night inside my booger walls

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Donatello leads, Michelangelo does machines, Leonardo is cool but rude, Raphael is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  6. If you don’t eat edge brownies, fuck you. They’re the best part.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Measure twice, cut thrice.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Do people who call it "Mickey D's" think it's really called "Mick Donald's"?

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  9. Hey Jude, take a sad script and make it better, you are Dr Jude the script doctor, right?

    By Salty Shoelaces,
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  10. Humans just love it when balls go into holes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. You’re telling me! unless I am having both visual and auditory hallucinations.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Forget Bridgerton! The only period romance I wanna see stars me and my Tampax Pearls!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. This ruptured colon's goin' bowlin'.

    By PurdcurstLurstunur,
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  14. I ate the whole salad and I’m still not skinny. This is bullshit.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. If it were up to me priests would be allowed to have sex with adults.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. I can’t turn water into wine but if you give me about 45 minutes I can turn it into something else.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. I live on the same block as a Fudge Kitchen and their public restroom is the ONLY place I'm comfortable dropping a deuce.

    By Christopher Christopherly,
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  18. Solving fast a Rubik's cube gives you extra time to rub your pubes.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  19. He's a cold-hearted murderer

    By Lief Cutterpants,
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  20. English people be all like, “mmm, cardamom and ginger. Yes, please”.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  21. When she turns into a maternal spice girl, Cardi B becomes Carda-mom

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  22. Raise your hand if you’ve ever forgot your shovel at home 🙌🏻

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. My dad says they don’t make caskets like they used to

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Probiotics vs Antibiotics. Which one makes my butt get thiccer?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Poop. There it is.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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