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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Anything is explosive if you put your mine to it.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  2. Just found out that MC stands for "master of ceremonies." That should be all the evidence I need to allow MC Hammer to officiate my funeral.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  3. My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy -- OH GOD I'M HAVING A STROKE

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  4. If this van's a rocking, go ahead and come a knocking, I invited Steven Tyler to play his solo work!

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  5. So Everybody Loves Raymond and Everybody Hates Chris? I'd like to see those two go mano e Romano.

    By rowleyyesyoureadthatright,
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  6. Due to an anonymous retroactive copyright lawsuit we're legally obligated to change the name of the show from Comedy Doggy Dogg to Comedy Wolfy Wolf.

    By chidedneck,
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  7. Actuality. Yes. Up. Yeah. Continuing.

    By ConnerOzer,
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  8. He's got electric boots a mohair suit, you know I read it in a magaz-INE, Scottie 2 Hottie

    By bobo_frank,
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  9. I saw a piece of gum on the street, followed my mother's advice, and didn't eat it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Of all the days of the year, this certainly is one of them.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. They say every person started as a glint in their daddy's eye, but my father has no eyes. I must be a phoenix.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. Some people call me the space cowboy, but I prefer the term star rancher.

    By CraigAmbrose,
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  13. I say po-tay-toe, you say po-tay-toe, only a FUCKING IDIOT would say po-tah-toe!

    By CraigAmbrose,
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  14. The new episodes of Family Ties aren't very good and I think they should stop making them. What's that? I'm dying?

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  15. Some people say Elvis never died. I say he...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  16. Our scene, yo - be black, the jays we smoke be carsonogenic; we don't need no laugh track for tonight our guests are Gary Larson and Tim & Eric

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Elvis may be dead and gone, but his enlarged heart will continue to beat in the secret necroscopy tanks underneath Sun Studio.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  18. Sometimes, a pancake is just a pancake.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. Urrr.... all I'm trying to say is fluffernutter, but all I can say nutterfluffer. Wait... nope, can't say it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. If I had the time, I'd give every one of you a kiss on the bum, grammy-style!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  21. PS - red red wine you make me rap so fine

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. You know that energy you get when you front-kick your father in the face? Well that's my 4...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. I almost forgot about National Elvis Catchphrase Week. Here's mine:

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. Elvis has left the building and he is heading straight to the orphanage to feast on the souls of children. We gotta stop him!

    By fredsolo,
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  25. "Stop the presses!" shouted Elvis Presley the III and on that day the newspaper industry died.

    By sodapopcat,
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