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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fart fart - the orange tang gang

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Comedy is luminescent. It’s pure joy created and spread by those who know how healing it can be. It transcends and links cultures. It doesn’t just save lives, it’s the highest bliss life has.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Leo Tolstoy is no longer signing copies of War and Peace, peace and love... because he's dead, rest in peace.

    By Pound Foolish,
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    By Pound Foolish,
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  5. Pauline was shaken. She had never seen a man drop trow and shit in a public place before, but here they were, on Fountain square, with Hank hanging his bare ass over the edge and squeezing a impossibly long and solid turd out into the reflection pool.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  6. I have ass burgers

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. When Optimus Prime absorbs an energon cube he gets more powerful, but when I absorb an energon cube I get radiation burns on my rectum and colon cancer.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  8. Woke up this morning only to find out ‘shit the bed’ isn’t just a euphemism anymore.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  9. If ghosts don’t poop, why is there so much ectoplasm in my bathroom?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. The Squatty Poddycast is here, so it's time to shit comfortably from your rear!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. My tokens maybe fungible but my toilet isn’t plungable.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. That’s a knife, and this is also a knife. We both have knives- hello this is Crocodile Dundee, and I think you suck

    By Kevllis,
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  13. Copy and past Copy and past Copy and past Copy and past Cop.... pee and PA St..? a cop is peeing on Pennsylvania street?!!! -now let me just hit delete on this catchphrase

    By Kevllis,
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  14. Then sigh not so, but let them go,/And be you blithe and bonny,/Converting all your sounds of woe/Into hey nonny, nongman.

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  15. I didn’t act surprised when you kidnapped me and probed me on your spaceship, so you don’t act surprised when I show you how to really work that probe.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  16. Remember every time you write “cum Dumpster” the D should be capitalized because Dumpster is a proper noun.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  17. Dr. Chet said I need prescription socks

    By Kevllis,
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  18. With friends like these, who needs frenemies?!

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  19. All dogs rollerblade now and look sick doing it

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. I like my pasta extremadamente al dente - straight out of the box

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. Everybody's like, "Bromances this, bromances that!" And I'm like, "YO! WHAT THE HELL DO I CALL IT WHEN I MAKE LOVE TO MY BROTHER?!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. We are such Mega Stuf as Oreo cream centers are made on....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Hens, laundry, lettuce, dogs, Wendy’s........ boot

    By Kevllis,
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  24. Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have. 

    By buttholespelunker,
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  25. I’m so lonely I could call my parents.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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