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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I want a divorce I want a divorce. Get out of my life you filthy old horse.

    By Boob Seger,
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  2. Hold up doc are those needles sterile, cus I sure am! Seriously lets talk options my wife wants children and she's threatening to leave me.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 180 views

  3. Whatever happened to that nice man from the apprentice?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  4. My doctor says I have ADHD whatever that... Woah! Did you guys know whitney houston died?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  5. Tiny dancer in your hand. Tony Danza in the sack.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  6. Cross my heart and hope to die and then be reanimated through the miracle of cryogenics©️

    By TripperDungan,   
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  7. If I could save time in a bottle I wouldn't be the depraved timeaholic I'v become

    By tylersmith86,
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  8. Do I have to wear a face mask if, as you say, I have my head up my ass?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Shmin Shma Shmungle Shma Shmight Shmungle, I

    By iam39yroldbuttass,
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  10. You don’t need to say “adequate enough.” You can just say “adequate” or else just say “A mad shitload AF.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Sorry Ninja Turtles, I prefer my heroes in an entire shell

    By StopEatingBees,
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  12. Drop dead gorgeous? More like helleborous florist!

    By WinnifredYahtztonIII,
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  13. Incoming transmission, sir: ECHO ALPHA TANGO DELTA ECHO ECHO ZULU NOVEMBER UNIFORM TANGO SIERRA.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. What do you thank frank?

    By Spreadator,
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  15. Biscuits are my forte.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  16. I’ve got 10 fingers and 10 toes, that’s one for each of my hoes

    By HumpMeDaddy,
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  17. They say time is money, and the past year has been 5 thousand dollars in rusty nickles

    By an adorable bunny,
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  18. I want to open a can of whoopass on you, but all I have is a packet so I hope you're in a sharing mood

    By an adorable bunny,
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  19. You can claim houseplants as dependents on your taxes if you're as sad as me and need some extra cash

    By an adorable bunny,
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  20. You take care of the guac, and she'll take care of your cock

    By guacman42069,
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  21. Houston... we have a problem. Too soon? Too late. Now grab me a blanket.

    By Damien.not.thedevil.kid.though,
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  22. Jack on, jack off. Good job Daniel-san, now you can get to cleaning those old cars.

    By Damien.not.thedevil.kid.though,
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  23. Is Ben stiller handsome?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. My wife wants to get kinky after watching Game Of Thrones, anyone know where her brother can get a gold hand?

    By MrPrincessDoctorJr,
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    • 305 views

  25. goodbye pancakes , hellooooooo boners

    By bub_berking_woopurs,
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