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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Everything’s “farm to table” when you live at a Kroger’s

    By Kevllis,
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  2. Real Steel is when you know you’re licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and see it through no matter what... because you're a robot.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. I love the crack of the bat though as far as butt-cracks go it’s one of the smaller ones.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. Whatever our turds are made of, his and mine are the same.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Bartender, this Long Island Iced Tea tastes a little racist and it really seems to hate the Red Sox.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  6. I taught I taw a Puddy tat. The lesson didn’t go over very well. No one knew what the hell tawing was and they were too young to have watched Seinfeld.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Dress for success but don’t cover those breasts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. "Go, greased lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter pounder with cheese" said the announcer at the burger eating competition

    By buttholespelunker,
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  9. Tell me I matter, or I'll empty my bladder!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. Love pizza but tired of the mess? Try tuna salad.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. That burger delivery went from just in to belly.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Anyone else eating a delicious waffle cone overflowing with Desitin?

    By Space jamming,
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  13. Inside my penis I got the vaccine, now who’s gonna get that promotion Maxine?!

    By Space jamming,
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  14. Bees make the honey so mommy makes the money.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Is it too late to get in on Cash for Clunkers?

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  16. Whoa whoa - are you Mary Tyler Moore?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Out of sight, out of mind...wait a minute, I'm blind!

    By buttholespelunker,
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  18. I worry that as we go into summer people will let their guard down and take less precautions and people are going to die from Piranhas.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. A penny for your thongs? Now that's a great deal!

    By buttholespelunker,
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  20. I got in, but I got turned off, so I fell behind, gave up, and dropped out.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Today we have a comedy team with a gay straight man.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Medusa, are you sure these strategically placed googly eyes will make me rock--HUZZAH!

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. Philatelists, philanthropists, and philanderers of Philadelphia

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. I surfed to the isles of TERF where whites come first and giving birth is all you're worth, known for speeches by Collin Firth, now it's just the worst.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  25. J. K. Rowling already answered the "Transgender Question." Shit in your pants and use magic. No bathrooms needed!

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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