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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oh you said "Juice" cleanse. Well, this is going to pretty embarrassing but I might have accidentally committed genocide.

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  2. "I see," said the blind man peeing into the wind. And then he said, "Oh woops, I meant to say 'I pee' like, 'I am peeing right now.'"

    By KingOfCastle,
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  3. Like an old boxer, I have cauliflower ears. I stuffed too much cauliflower in my ears and now it's stuck there.

    By MusicalGuest,
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  4. I'm not a hot saucerman. I'm a hot saucer, man.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  5. Immortal bard? More like Immortal BORED. This play was told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

    By Tony K. Dort,
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  6. All I want is to breathe...I'm too thin....understandable statements for one born under Funches

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. It doesn't get cold in Winter because of the tilt of the Earth in relation to the Sun, but because of Seasonal Ghost Migration. That's also why Wint

    By kimba2488,
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  8. "Man, it's been a while since it's been a hot one."

    By cory.uh.um.clifford,
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  9. Relax Kulap, it's Jake the Snake, from State Farm.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  10. Evel Knievel's son's theme song is "Stuntin' like my daddy."

    By Bever Hopox,
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  11. Mashin' da taters. Mashin' da taters. Turkey, Gravy, Yum. T'gving!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. If you listen to this episode while watching "Live! with Kelly and Michael", it will match up 60% of the time.

    By Slusho1_is_not_my_password,   
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  13. So, what -- exactly -- is a "nom nom" anyway?

    By chesterdouglas,   
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  14. That wolf is gonna get it in the end if you know what I mean.

    By Traven Falos,
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  15. <sung> Mister Christian you know that Bligh has come...and you know how Bligh he spoils the fun for you....and your crew....oh it's true....dandandand

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. With regular pigs' feet like these, who needs pickled pigs' feet?

    By KingOfCastle,
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  17. Pier tears, m'dears, appear when a Fear-Deers' ear rears its' sheer veneer 6 feet clear so as to hear-peer inside the queer steers' interior.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. This is NorCal homie. Where we majored in mining way back in the gold rush dates. Eighteen hunerd & foaty eights

    By greazey_bob,
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  19. The Catchphrase of J. Scott Prufrockerman

    By Tony K. Dort,
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  20. Aaannnd- We're pledge driving tonight!! Ca$h them checks yall Daddy needs a shark tank Baby gotta eat!!

    By greazey_bob,
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  21. Dear teacher - Nelson Mandela's gay, signed: the Class of '86. PS - Clarkson stole your teaching manual!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Rub on Athena's titties: yeah, that's right, rub on Athena's titties.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 825 views

  23. Thanks to California Psychic, I know when I die

    By ConnerOzer,
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  24. 0 0 7 and Ocean's Eleven, now that's a rude boy

    By ConnerOzer,
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  25. They call me the wanderer, I roam around, around, around fucking everything. #mostlysafesex

    By JosephSchmo,   
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