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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's like my grandfather Bozo always said, "Desperate mimes call for desperate gestures."

    By Football Meatlong,
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  2. I’m nothing but a seaman in the Baby Gravy Navy.

    By shittydave,
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  3. The sick kickflip passed peacefully in it's sleep in the early morning of February 16th.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 200 views

  4. Donatello leads, Raphael does machines. Michelangelo is cool but rude, Leonardo is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  5. I'm a modest man who likes his wellingtons beefed and his pelicans briefed.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Kicking dicks and dicking chicks

    By crediblefarce,
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  7. With friends like these I have enough people to help pull the greatest heist in the history of Santa Clarita

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. See ya later alligator. Hopefully, next time it won’t be at one of your kids’ funerals

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  9. I know Jay Leno is listening so let’s not disappoint him okay

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  10. If you hooch my chooch, I'm GONNA have to smooch your pooch.

    By FKA GeniusDog,
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  11. In the control tower, job performance was not even on our radar. But a lot of crashing planes were.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. We have boots on the ground but on floors we wear slippers

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Her stoner dad’s briefcase was locked. But the code was set to “one-twenty”. She knew what to do.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. To join this gang you have to tamper with the smoke detector in the airplane toilet

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. I guess we're doing this again, and by this I mean dancing to chumbawumba of course

    By LesterPipps,
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  16. They say, the Caw Caw Caw took my raven away.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  17. On second thought, just slap my ass. My name ain’t Sally.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. Waiter? Yes, I’ll have the fart soup with a side of turd, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. If my dick were dessert, it’d be strawberry shortcake.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 179 views

  20. You know what they say, "You can't win and eat pancakes at the same time!"

    By Angry Trellis,
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  21. Easy come, easy go, but you'd better just go 'cuz I don't cum easy

    By shartsmagoo22,
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  22. Two heads are better than one, except when they're on a scary monster that's chasing you

    By shartsmagoo22,
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  23. A bird's eye view is sweet but a brown eye's view stinks.

    By ComeDumplin,
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  24. I don't like the alphabet because most of the letters are not Z's

    By ComeDumplin,
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  25. How does this work... Did I do it?

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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    • 210 views
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