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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Troll comments are comments on society whether they like it or not.

    By Traven Falos,
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  2. Hey... all’s I’m sayin’ is we called it Reese’s Feces where I come from. But we’ll do it your way Mr. Hershey.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  3. It's not delivery; it's HBO.

    By Ribs,
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  4. Follow your heart...unless it tells you not to listen to this podcast.

    By sethtb101,
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  5. The seventh Rorschach is my favorite Rorschach. He doesn't look like a butterfly, but he buzzes like a bee.

    By BunnyKickButt,
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  6. Comedy Bang Bang Don't Kill People, Scott Aukerman Kill People

    By Ben Lyon,
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  7. Don't fear what others will say, fear alligators. Deadly, deadly alligators.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. It's not enough to quit cold turkey, you gotta drive your car right through that McDonald's to make sure you can't go back

    By Traven Falos,
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  9. Spare the cook, spoil the broth. After dinner, beat your children with a rod.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  10. Down, down to goblin town, we'll turn that frown right upside-down,

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  11. Ho, ho, ho! This foursome better be worth what I'm paying the three of you.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  12. Nobody’s ever called me a cookie. Tough cookie, smart cookie...nothing. What the fuck? SOMEONE IN THIS ROOM CALL ME A COOKIE GOD DAMMIT.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  13. We use words like tapes, albums, VHS and vinyl- not because we are brave. But because we are old. Old and Krusty

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  14. If it's a good powdered donut I will eat it...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  15. Meritocracies are fantasies. Exalted birth confounds this earth. Now will you go out with me?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Scatman Crothers was shootin' the shit long before your mama ever even thought of trimming her azaleas.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  17. I let the dogs out.

    By SusannaDooleyBoney,   
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  18. ສິ່ງ​ທີ່​ເປັນ​ຫມາ​ຮ້ນ​ເຖິງ Sing thi pen, ma hon thoeng? Say it in Lao & it's that much sweeter.

    By SusannaDooleyBoney,   
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  19. B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BOGUS-S-S-S-S-S-S-S

    By thecrench,   
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  20. As the show opens we're all hiding behind the coach, laughing; except you're not there, and you're not there. And no one's laughing.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 703 views

  21. Forget Sweater Weather...

    By Traven Falos,
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  22. If you build it, they will draw penises on it.

    By A New Duck,
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    • 1053 views

  23. This is the all ‘hoser’ episode where I accuse everyone of being hosers the whole time. Yeaaah, but I bet you’re all a buncha hosers listening to..

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  24. Sticks and stones may break my bones so please stop throwing them at me. I swear I won't tell anyone about what's hidden inside the Happy House.

    By fredsolo,
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  25. Hey Maine! Shit is crazy yo. Duh, use the forceps Martha. Eedee beedee beedee. Hey Buck, suck my twinkie

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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