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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Slide to the left. Slide to the right. Rent wasn’t cancelled so the park is where I sleep at night.

    By Burritofeet,
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  2. Don't shoot the messenger, unless it's baby hitler

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  3. You know what they say, once you go grey, then you go gay, then you eat hay down by the bay.

    By The Whisper Daddy,
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  4. When nuts slap butts, you're up in them guts

    By AndrewNeilson,
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  5. You take the good, you take the bad, accept the fact, I fucked your dad

    By BryanSasquatch,
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  6. I refuse to call Robert Downey Junior "RDJ", unless I am on the dance floor and he is playing the music.

    By Rudolph's Reefs and Teeths,
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  7. James Woods is so hot they should call him James Embers

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Never met a pizza I didn’t fucking demolish

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Cast Away - more like Poorly Cast...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. A penis pump of this quality has a lot of bells and whistles; when you shoplift it the anti-theft devices go off

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. Butter me up and call me a biscuit, and also put a t-shirt and a hat on me that says “biscuit”, because I’m a biscuit

    By Kevllis,
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  12. That’s just what THEY want you to think! Just because, you know, it is factually correct.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. The population exploded, and that really hurt my ears.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. When a media firestorm meets a shitstorm there’s going to be burning shit

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Julia Child may have invented the Jizzcuit, but Guy Fieri goddamn perfected it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. I’m not an actor I just play one in the operating room.

    By Friend of P,
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  17. If it stockpiles weapons like a duck and amends the constitution like a duck, it’s probably not a duck.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Titties and clitties, hit’em and quit’em.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  19. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man how to swim and you feed yourself for a week.

    By FartMaster420,
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  20. I don’t send dick pics I send cock portraits.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. You gotta see it, this guy’s panniculus is ridiculous!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. If life gives you lemonade, then you really don’t need those lemons. Can I have them?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. If I’ve said “if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times” a thousand times, then I’ve said it a million times.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. There once was a man from Corntucket whose cob was so long he could shuck it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Praying mantises can turn their heads 180 degrees. Atheist mantises all go to Hell.

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
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