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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Make-It-Rainman" definitely, definitely, gets all the bitches.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Want some ABC gum?

    By Ass:Pec Ratio,
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  3. I can suck a golfball through a hosepipe providing it's been sufficiently liquidised.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Get Toe Superstar that is what you are. Working for Tarantino, getting him toes. And we rely on each other uh-huh.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. The first rule of Flight Club is you have to have watched the movie Flight at least ten times.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Sorry, we don't validate parking without a purchase. We're dicks like that.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Wascally Wabbits have very bad habits. That's why they got kicked out of the nunnery. Also because they were rabbits. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Comedy clubs in airport departures never work out because they're set-up only.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Why does Stanley Tucci make me so horny?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Don’t cum on my bagel and call it a cruller.

    By Boob Seger,
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  11. Give me your farts

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. Forget about getting upset, Jake...this is NO MAD LAND.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. See which of these seven hunks can furthest fling their dinger strings...TONIGHT on Carrot Top’s Beat Off Skeet Off

    By Dunky Fumps,
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  14. Have I ever told you my deja vu joke? Because I feel like I have.

    By Jugs Knocker-Cans,
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  15. Call me "crazy" like my name was Tom Cruise...

    By RunDemCheeks,
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  16. A comedy in the hand is worth two bangs in the bush

    By DjangoTwango,
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  17. I am DTF baby. Downing Tools Forever. That's right, I've given up. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Are you or someone you love suffering from “Jenny from the block”?

    By Kevllis,
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  19. I'm not from the Midwest so I call him "Iggy Soda".

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. I was dreaming when I wrote this/ and, sorry, but I shit the bed/ and I ate a beet salad/ so the bedding’s smeared all brown and red

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. Remember it's a pandemic not a PANTdemic.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Here at Comedy Bang Bang, we have an LMNOpen-door policy.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my third nipple.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Who's down with RGB? Yeah you colour correct me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fart, and the world laughs at you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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