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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 213 views

  2. You can call me Game of Thrones because I'm getting really shitty at the end

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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    • 182 views

  3. A short circuit for Johnny 5; a long jerk-it for Johnny 69

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  4. Don't go chasing waterfalls. You'd never catch them, they're incredible sprinters

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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  5. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by you and your sister and me.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. Night night, night light

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  7. Why don’t you fill me up, buttercup

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  8. Touch my butt. Touch it with your fingeee pleeease

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. A tisket a tasket I lost my grandpa's casket

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  10. To all of those I’ve loved before, y’all need to raise your standards

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  11. I've got PTSD: pretty tight sandals, dude! This catchphrase submission brought to you by BetterHelp.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  12. Cap'n Crunch was not a real person, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be held accountable for his terrible war crimes

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 169 views

  13. By the power vested in me as mayor of Saskatoon, I do hereby declare a war on ghosts

    By Turtleshark,
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  14. Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the ghosts

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. You misread the poster, ma'am. The star of this concert is Mad Donna. Don't even ask for a refund, it'll just make her madder

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 175 views

  16. I'm down to clown and on it like an Easter bonnet.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 180 views

  17. Where’s your ass at, you asshat?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. I couldn’t find my own ass with a flashlight; that’s what my proctologist is for.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  19. Show me the place where two butts meet and I’ll show you my boner.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 167 views

  20. I've got a head for business, and a body for sin--except my butt; it's for sitting and pooping.

    By cabinboy2000,
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  21. Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining UNLESS we’re in Detroit. Then I can call these boots my “Detroit Pissed-ins.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Welcome to the jungle we've got sexual games

    By Areola Jones,
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  23. Incarcerated people are mistreated in 25 different states, and also 25 states that are the exact same.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 155 views

  24. My dear, for gerbils in the rear, you must call Richard Gere!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 176 views

  25. Wham, bam, ad nauseam

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 177 views
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