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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All roads lead to OJ Simpson

    By wateraerobics,
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  2. You can pick your friends and you can pick your Pekingese, but you can’t Pekingese nuts.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. It’s tough being a history teacher that gets aroused by World War ll. It can be a real battle of the bulge if you know what I mean.

    By Burritofeet,
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  4. Ding dong: it’s me. Your worst nightmare in a dress.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Please, Hey Asshole is my father. Call me Hey Asshole, Jr.

    By Football Meatlong,
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  6. If you don’t wear a mask you could kill a grandma, and that’s a crime: nanaslaughter.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Oh, I've been known to take a shit or two here and there

    By Turtleshark,
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  8. I think my cat needs glasses

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. Saint Patrick drove all the snakes from Ireland, and it took a while because he had a Fiat.

    By Football Meatlong,
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    • 200 views

  10. In ancient Rome, he'd be known as eleven hundred Hammer

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Charles Bukowski and John Candy walked into a bar. Yes, they're back from the dead

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. Coal miners always look like they just had an idea

    By Turtleshark,
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  13. Find someone who looks at you the way your mother looks at your father, settle for them immediately and then make all the same mistakes.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  14. Did I stutter?! …I did? Well I guess that’s why I go to speech therapy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Plop plop, fizz fizz, both of my ears are filled with jizz.

    By Butt Barf,
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  16. You are doing an amazing job. In that, I am amazed that anyone could be so incompetent.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. There are many aspects to aging. Like, ass specks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 164 views

  18. I want to do something that really makes a difference in the world. Like, pollute an aquifer with permanent chemical toxins.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Riddles, questions, confrontations

    By Names are for cowards,   
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  20. If I'm to be kept indoors like a common house pet, I should at least be allowed to sniff wherever I like

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. I said I enjoy the COMPANY of others, not their CUM & PEE!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. I wish I could tell you what my favorite Val Kilmer movie is, but I can't because it's top secret

    By Turtleshark,
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  23. For Christ's sake, can you please pass these loaves of bread out to the crowd? He'd sure appreciate it

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. Reach for your dreams to make them cum poo.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  25. I don’t want to fight about macaroni and cheese anymore

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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