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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I just watched Ace Ventura: When Nature calls and I want to apologize to my mom for the annoying little shit I was for constantly imitating him.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  2. Welcome back to Dog Mess Fest, where dog mess is best. And you don’t mess with the best.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  3. Though I'm long-winded by nature, and I'll confess it, a bit too verbose for some... for whatever reason, each word that I speak is more and more painful than the last, and oh god, oh GOD, OH GOD, IT BURNS! WHY GOD WHYYYYYY?????!!!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. I should just wear a sandwich board that says “I’m fat”. yeah, that ought-a cover up my fatness

    By Kevllis,
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  5. I've got no nose for nono's, but new news for nunu's.

    By Butt Barf,
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  6. Our catchphrases are made from 100% recycled material -mainly my shitty old tweets.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  7. OMG it's 4:20! Pull a 180 into the 76 so we can 69!

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  8. In leu of flowers, please send Diamond Almond Flour to Lou Diamond Phillips.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. Rock King

    By Viennese Tease,
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  10. somebody stop me - i am jim carrey's the mask and i'm going to commit mass murder

    By voichicoski,
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  11. i'm the leader of a cult that is all about me hating myself. drink the kool-aid, baby!

    By voichicoski,
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  12. the benny hill song at half speed captures perfectly the speed of real life

    By voichicoski,
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  13. i have a tattoo that says "i have a tattoo that says" and i stand by it!

    By voichicoski,
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  14. boogers. gross, right?

    By voichicoski,
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  15. #freethesheeple

    By voichicoski,
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  16. if you're really such a loser, beck, how come you can speak spanish? that's some pretty good education for a quote-unquote loser!

    By voichicoski,
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  17. nintendo, nintendon't. it nintendoesn't matter.

    By voichicoski,
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  18. Don’t take a bite, the hot dog eating contest hasn’t started yet, eating is cheating.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  19. garfield might hate mondays and love lasagna but i hate lasagna and love mondays so screw you, garfield!

    By voichicoski,
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  20. Wear a Mask and Smack dat Ass

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  21. Whenever I screw up at Pizza Hut my manager tells me I'm on thin Crust

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  22. I don't remember the plot to any Jackie Chan movie but God Damn do I love those sweet ass karate chops!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  23. I want to rock and roll all night and go to bed at a reasonable hour!

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  24. If I had a dollar for every time I wanked it, perhaps I could have enough to buy myself a new blanket

    By Vin Diesel’s Left Nipple,
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  25. I'll fart in your bread box if you put bread in my fart box.

    By No_one_but_myself,
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