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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Putting the “come” in “comedy” one bang at a time.

    By GarethTheeOrangutan,
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  2. I like it when cats and dogs are friends

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 166 views

  3. Cruising down the road trying to loosen my load but it’s hard with two hands on the wheel.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  4. Those flip flops are just half crocs

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  5. The name’s Bond - Scott Aukerman.

    By GarethTheeOrangutan,
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  6. If a tree falls in the forest, and no one is there to hear it fall- did it crush my cat kody?

    By Kevllis,
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  7. My lips are sealed, with boogers that is

    By KraytDragonBorn,   
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  8. Get the shovel. We’re digging tonight.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Everything's a nail to hammer, and every pant's a parachute.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  10. I say "Welcome to", I say "Comedy Bang Bang"

    By SportsFoe,
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  11. One if by stink, two if by pink and voila, the British are cumming.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  12. St Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland in my mom's 2002 Pontiac Montana.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  13. I’ll have the applesauce, hold the apples.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Day 3 of no toilet paper

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Great, now I know what a migraine is- looked it up, apparently it’s some sort of headache..

    By Kevllis,
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  16. I’ll have the hotdog, hold the bun. Hold MY bun. Just the one.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. If you cannot smell what the rock is cooking. you might as well get tested for the virus.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  18. Epstein would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you pesky kids and your meddling dog!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  19. Just like Bob Barker used to say, have your grandparents spayed or neutered, because could you imagine having an uncle younger than you?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  20. I am 16 going on 60, cause Button's my last name.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. If you think trying to teach an older generation how to use newer technology is bad, try having a younger one get in your car and ask you how to lower your window because your car was made pre-1989

    By Shittybutthole,
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  22. 1 for the money 2 for the show 3 to get ready 4 Margaret Cho

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. If anyone sees my dad, please tell him that this message was brought to you in part by the National Corporation for Public Broadcasting.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  24. Since you're going to the grocery store, would you mind letting the manager know that I appreciate how clean the bathrooms are kept?

    By Shittybutthole,
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  25. The surface of Mars. The surface of Mars? The surface of Mars! THE SURFACE OF MARS!

    By Butt Barf,
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