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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to The Trout Hatchery. Here’s your milt shake. Would you like fry with that?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. It’s no longer shriveled but it’s still little and there’s some leakage. Just something to keep in mind next time I Botox my cock.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. To pee is human. To flush is divine.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. I’m so tired of being alone, but I don’t mind the daily masturbation.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. If you kill me, you’ll never find the treasure. Unless you’re a mortician.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. In the end, there was a catchphrase superstar inside each of us all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. I'm riding a penny-farthing, so don't you dare explain whimsy to me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. I've got popcorn butt and yellow squash nuts.

    By Butt Barf,
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  9. I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow and when I woke up, mypillow.com was gone

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. When you think about it, Jesus was the first celebrity caterer

    By Turtleshark,
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  11. Man, those chicks look HOT! Get them out of the incubator and into the brooder ASAP

    By Turtleshark,
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  12. For those who dare to laugh

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. If you wake me up before we go go, give me a minute, because I'll have to poo poo..

    By Michael Motorcycle Carmichael,
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  14. You can sniff whatever you want just give me back my birth certificate. They are going to foreclose my house if I don’t show it to them today

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  15. No one should be above the law, other than tall people and they’ve got us on a technicality.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. Manager to Register 3 please! Manager to Register 3!

    By Señor Slapnuts,
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  17. You're the Adam's apple of my eye, baby.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  18. My favorite person to come back from getting canceled is Jesus

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. I will not fat shame Grimace but I will cut his throat for he is a threat to the multiverse

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  20. Ice-T is doing a remix of Beyoncé’s Lemonade called Arnold Palmer but unfortunately his wife is featured on the album so it will be an Arnold Palmer with Coco in it.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  21. For me Arnold Palmer’s are about two things; iced tea and lemonade.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Please stop saying, “It puts the produce in the basket” around the customers....

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. Michael J Fox is in no way related to Michigan J Frog. Please stop writing us with this inquiry.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Have you met my partner, Howdy?

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  25. There’s only one way off this island. Kiss me. And turn me back into an airplane.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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